60 Truck Quotes And Sayings To Inspire Truck Drivers

Looking for unique quotes for your Ford or pickup truck? We have rounded up the best collection of truck quotes, sayings, captions, (including images and pictures) funny one liners and slogans

A lot of people in Texas, U.S.A, and Florida love to drive pickup trucks in the countryside apart from commercial trucks. Being on the road for long hours as a truck driver isn’t easy. It’s tiring, lonely, and tough at times when you’re away from home for a long time. These motivational and funny truck quotes will help you fight the blues and enjoy your road trip.

In India, there is a custom of hilarious truck signs and slogans at the back of the truck which will surely tickle your funny bone. Let’s check out these inspirational sayings for all truck lovers.

Truck Quotes And Sayings

1. “Keep calm and keep on Truckin’.” — Unknown

   
2. “If it ain’t covered in mud, It ain’t a real truck.” — Unknown

   

3. “I’d rather ride in a diesel truck than in a Ferrari.” — Unknown

   

4. “True love is when a girl loves a guy as much as her truck.” — Unknown

   

5. “City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.” — Unknown
6. “If you think this truck’s smokin’. You should see the driver!” — Unknown

   

7. “Seeing a catering truck feels like home.” — Dakota Johnson
8. “I often conduct interviews in my truck.” — William Shatner
9. “I didn’t wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.” — A. A. Bell
10. “Come on, you can’t name a truck after a chick.” — Dwayne Johnson
11. “I wanted to be a truck driver. I love driving long distances!!!” — Karen Mason
12. “Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.” — Demetri Martin
13. “Every kiss does not begin with k. It begins with, I drive a lifted truck.” — Unknown
14. “Drive a truck because no girl ever said I wanna take a ride in your car.” — Unknown
15. “Some of us grew playing with tractors and trucks. The lucky ones still do.” — Unknown
16. “Boys never actually grow up, their toys just get bigger and more expensive.” — Unknown
17. “Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn’t like old chevy trucks then you have a girlfriend.” — Unknown
18. “If you can park and not look back as you walk away. You bought the wrong truck.” — Unknown

    

19. “Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.” — Jase Robertson
20. “It’s just paper – all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.” — Sam Walton
21. “I do talk like a truck driver sometimes, or I curse. What can I say?” — Penny Marshall
22. “I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are.” — Brad Pitt
23. “B***hes be like why do you love your truck so much? Because it doesn’t ask stupid questions.” — Unknown

    

24. “I love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck.” — Dwayne Johnson
25. “The thoroughbred against a clamor, or rather the Porsche vs. the pickup truck.” — Larry Merchant
26. “I go down to the gym unwashed, like something dragged in from behind a truck.” — Judy Sheindlin
27. “In any other job, they’re truck drivers. In show-biz, they’re Transportation Captains.” — Drew Carey
28. “I never wanted anything so much, I’ve got to have one. I want a girl in a pickup truck.” — Rick Trevino
29. “I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.” — Howard Dean
30. “No matter how tough of a trucker you are. If a kid does the arm pump, you honk the air horn.” — Unknown
31. “We’re only here for so long. Be happy, man. You could get hit by a truck tomorrow.” — Timothee Chalamet
32. “There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.” — B. C. Forbes
33. “It’s not as if I don’t know how to handle the truck now. A license is just a piece of paper.” — Terry Lynn Johnson
34. “Growing up, I’d just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck.” — Venus Williams
35. “Truck drivers: No rich parents, no assistance, no handouts, no favours. Straight hustle all day, everyday!” —  Unknown
36. “I am a trucker. I was born with my heart on my sleeve, a fire in my soul, a mouth I can’t control.” — Unknown
37. “If you can’t hear his truck half a mile away and don’t need a stool to get in, he’s not the right one.” — Unknown
38. “Why settle for a knight in shining armour… When you could have a country boy in a pick up truck.” —  Unknown
39. “If your truck has so many chicken lights that a plane tried to land on it. You might be a super trucker.” —  Unknown
40. “America is two Mack trucks colliding on a superhighway because all the drivers are on amphetamines.” — Phil Ochs
41. “You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.” — Jeff Foxworthy
42. “You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.” — Jeff Foxworthy
43. “Anyone singing about trucks, in any form, in any song, anywhere, literally just stop nobody cares!” — Kacey Musgraves
44. “Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.” — Tim Allen
45. “When you wanna be somebody you buy a new truck, when you know who you already are you drive a old truck.” — Unknown
46. “I worked as a truck driver, carpenter’s assistant, doing whatever it took to keep bread on the table for the family.” — Scott Glenn
47. “Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a lifted truck. And I ain’t ever seen a sad person drivin’ a lifted truck.” — Unknown
48. “When the choice is between a demanding relationship and a vintage pickup truck, I’ll choose the truck every time.” — Amy Dickinson
49. “Today’s food truck are far from cheap eats on wheel, there are some seriously gourmet offerings on four wheels.” — Tyler Florence
50. “I’m an actor… I do a job and I go home. Why are you interested in me? You don’t ask a truck driver about his job.” — James Gandolfini
51. “Be with a man with an old truck because if he has the patience to keep it running, he has the patience to deal with your shit.” — Unknown
52. “Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.” — Jean Kerr
53. “Like a garbage truck, we need a lie-truck which will collect lies from everyone’s houses every morning, even every hour.” — Mehmet Murat ildan
54. “I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they’d never get out of them.” — Craig Johnson
55. “I don’t think there’s any real motivation for somebody to be a truck driver. Mine was simple; dad was a truck driver, I wanted to own one.” — Lindsay Fox
56. “Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.” — Solomon Ortiz
57. “[George Bush] has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.” — William J. Clinton
58. “Only in country music can you compare an old pickup truck and an old guitar to your wife and turn it into a love song. Thank God for country music.” — Dierks Bentley
59. “It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.” — Craig Ferguson
60. “Texas is just so rich with characters. Women who live alone in a little house on a thousand acres with nothing but cattle and a pickup truck. And an airplane.” — Sissy Spacek
61. “A drunk truck driver ran over me. I was in a Volkswagen. It was horrible. It sounds like a cliche, but anything that doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” — Robert David Hall
62. “Give a man a truck and he’s happy for a day. Give a man a girl and he’s happy for a night. Give a man a girl that loves trucks and he’s happy for the rest of his life.” — Unknown
63. “My dad was a truck driver. We all used to ride along with him. And the way he’d keep awake was to sing while he was going down the road. So we all joined in.” — Johnny Van Zant
64. “I’d like to be a truck driver. I think you could run your life that way. It wouldn’t be such a bad way of doing it. It would offer a chance to be alone.” — Anne, Queen of Great Britain
65. “He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise. He had a pickup truck, and the devil’s eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again.” — Richard O’Brien
66. “I grew up driving old pickup trucks on the ranch with my dad, and I still always find myself driving like I’m out in an open field, except I’m in LA on La Cienega in the middle of rush-hour traffic.” — Amber Heard
67. “Food trucks give creative entrepreneurs the ability to cook with freedom and make what they love, meaning that they can create highly specialized meals without having the high overhead costs of running a restaurant.” — Homaro Cantu
68. “All those trucks and barges that carry our goods to port are vital connections to the only force which can balance our trade deficit: export. We must keep doing what we do best if we are going to get America out of the red.” — Jo Ann Emerson
69. “What’s going to happen is, very soon, we’re going to run out of petroleum, and everything depends on petroleum. And there go the school buses. There go the fire engines. The food trucks will come to a halt. This is the end of the world.” — Kurt Vonnegut
70. “Where food trucks are concerned, nothing’s better than having a whole flock of them at one location. Competition not only improves the quality of the food, it prompts these rolling lunch wagons to lower prices and offer specials, too.” — Robert Sietsema

These truck quotes discuss humorous and inspirational side of the charm of trucks for its drivers. They also show us how challenging a professional truck driver’s life is.