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Ted Mosby is the protagonist in the popular American sitcom How I Met Your Mother, portrayed by Josh Radnor.
He is the narrator of the show from the future, as he narrates to his kids the story of how he met their mother.
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The story revolves around Ted Mosby and his friends, Lily Marshall, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin, and Barney Stinson.
Ted is a die-hard romantic who has had his share of love affairs. He is a dedicated friend who wears his heart on his sleeves.
Over the nine-season hit series, you get to see Ted fall in love, go through a sad heartbreak, revive himself, and try again with the help of his friend Barney Stinson, and his Playbook.
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These deep Ted Mosby quotes and one-liners will make you laugh, make you cry, or make you rethink about your life.
Best Ted Mosby Quotes
- “Something is seriously wrong with me.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 7: Trilogy Time
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“You can’t force destiny. If it’s gonna happen, it’s gonna happen.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“Sometimes things need to fall apart to make way for better things.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“Friendship is an involuntary reflex, it just happens, you can’t help it.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“When you meet someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“If you keep giving up on people so quickly, you’re gonna miss out on something great.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“We gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 7: The Rebound Girl
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“It’s funny. Sometimes you walk into a place and you know you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“Here’s the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know something’s a mistake, you gotta make it anyway.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“When you love someone, you just, you… you don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy. Even then. Especially then.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“You can ask the universe for signs all you want, but ultimately, we only see what we want to see, when we’re ready to see it.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 5: The Window
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“If you’re not scared then you’re not taking a chance. And if you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 5: The Window
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“In order to determine whether we can know anything with certainty, we first have to doubt everything we know.’” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 3: How I Met Everyone Else
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“But that’s the funny thing about destiny: it happens whether you plan it or not. It turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 1: Pilot
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“You will be shocked kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That’s why when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
Ted Mosby Quotes About Love
The legendary show has come to end for two years, but fans keep watching and rewatching it over and over again. The series has entertained us for years and continues to inspire us with major life lessons.
It also gives its audience the message through their favorite characters, be it Marshal’s moral science lessons, Lily’s motherly advice, Robin’s independence, or Barney’s positivity.
- “People don’t get the chance to discover each other anymore.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season Seven, Episode Six
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“Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: The Naked Man
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“There are 2 big days in any love story… The day you meet the girl of your dreams… and the day you marry her.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“None of us can vow to be perfect. In the end all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we’ve got.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 6: Big Days
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“Shouldn’t we hold out for the person who doesn’t just tolerate our little quirks but actually kinda likes them?” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 5: Double Date
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“Sometimes love means taking a step back. If you care about somebody, you should not want them to be happy even if you wind up being left out.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 2: Monday Night Football
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“Kids, when you’re in a new relationship and you’re competing with your ex for who’s happier, it can get ugly.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: Nannies
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“She walks down the aisle. You say your vows, you go to the reception, you have your first dance. Before you know it, just like magic, you realize, it’s a perfect fit.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Vesuvius
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“If I could give up… If I could just take the whole world’s advice and just move on and find someone else, that wouldn’t be love. That would be some other disposable thing that is not worth fighting for.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“Here’s the secret kids. None of us can vow to be perfect. In the end all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we’ve got. Because love is the best thing we do.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season Nine, Episode 22
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“Love doesn’t make sense! I mean, you can’t logic your way in or out of it. Love is totally nonsensical. But we have to keep doing it, or else we’re lost, and love is dead, and humanity just packed in. Because love is the best thing we do.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“If you’re looking for the word that means caring about someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want no matter how much it destroys you, it’s love. And when you love someone you don’t stop, ever. Even when people roll their eyes, and call you crazy. Even then. Especially then.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Sunrise
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“You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom I knew, I have to love this woman as much as I can, and as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5 a.m. Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, every speed bump, every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way. I carried that lesson with me.’” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Last Forever
Ted Mosby Quotes About Life
- “The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 2: Lucky Penny
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“Here’s the thing, kids: When you believe in people, people come through.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Coming Back
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“There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: Right Place, Right Time
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“Every night can’t be legendary. If all nights are legendary, no nights are legendary!” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season Seven, Episode 21
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“Kids, you can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it’s already gone.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 8: Something Old
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“People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy is a genius.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 7: Now We’re Even!
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“The great moments of your life won’t necessarily be the things you do, they’ll also be the things that happen to you.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season Four, Episode 22
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“I think for the most part if you’re really honest with yourself about what you want out of life, life gives it to you.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 2: Something Blue
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“Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup. But that’s when we discover who we really are and what we really want.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 10
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“Maybe it’s dumb to look for signs from the universe. Maybe the universe has better things to do. Maybe there aren’t any signs. A locket is just a locket.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
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“Even if I meet the girl of my dreams right the second, I’m still one night and nine months away, from having a family on my own.” — Ted Mosby, How in Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 4
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“We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: Intervention
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“We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends, that in those rare times when we do open up, it’s amazing how minor those secrets all end up being.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 1: Game Night
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“You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone’s face, but there’s a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: Happily Ever After
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“I’m not saying you can’t take action to affect the outcome of your life, you have to take action, and you will. But never forget that on any day, you can step out the front door and your whole life can change forever.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: Right Place, Right Time
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- “And that, kids, is how I met your mother.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Gary Blauman
- “Sorry, Peter. We’re grown-ups now. We can’t fly to Neverland with you anymore.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
- “It’s kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Daisy
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“This is a disaster. How am I gonna come back from this?” — Ted Mosby, “How I Met Your Mother”, Season 04: The Leap
- “Robin, I appreciate your help, but there’s a reason your name is Robin, not Batman.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
- “Long-distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
- “I’m sorry, when I’m excited I abbreviate words I shouldn’t.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 8: Lobster Crawl
- “Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming, depends on how it’s received.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 8: The Final Page
- “Because when baseball, strippers, and guns can’t help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart is time.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
- “The more you fight it, the worse it’s gonna get. It’s like when your car slides on ice, you stir into the skid.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 6: Desperation Day
- “Just like Ryan Gosling in ‘The Notebook’. It was pretty manly ’til I mentioned Ryan Gosling in ‘The Notebook’, huh?” Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 24
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“Nothing good happens after 2:00 am… when 2:00 am rolls around, just go home and go to sleep.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 1: Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
- “Kids, Robin and Barney had recently shared an awkward moment. After that, they did what any two mature adults would do: They pretended it never happened.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 8
- “Some couples always support each other, and some couples always challenge each other. But is one really better than the other? Yes. Support is better. Way better.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 6: The Exploding Meatball Sub
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“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. Do you go to a gym?” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 3: The Yips
- “That was the year I was left at the altar. The year I was beat up by a crazy bartender. The year I got fired. The year I got beat up by a goat, a girl goat at that. And dammit, if it wasn’t the best year of my life.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: The Leap
- “I used to be in such a hurry all the time. Everything was so urgent. Now I figured, if it’s going to happen it’ll happen when it happens. I’m not going anywhere, she’s not going anywhere. What’s the rush, right?” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Platonish
- “You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it’s too late. All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
- “He may not fit society’s definition of a hero, but he is the hero I needed. The hero who helped me recover from the disaster of my failed almost-marriage and get back into the game. He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Damnation? Salvation? He is all these things and none of them. He is…The Naked Man.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: The Naked Man
- “Eight years ago I made an ass of myself chasing after you and I made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. I have no regrets because it led me to something I wouldn’t trade for the world, it led to you being my friend. So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself. I say to you, from the heart, get the hell out of this car.” — Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 8: The Final Page
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