Shopping Quotes And Captions For Shopaholics (Retail Therapy)

Let’s be honest—who doesn’t love a good shopping spree? Whether it’s the thrill of finding the perfect outfit, scoring an amazing deal, or just indulging in a little retail therapy, shopping has a way of lifting our spirits and making us feel fabulous. It’s more than just buying things; it’s about the experience, the excitement, and sometimes, even the hunt for that one item you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without. Let’s dive into some famous shopping quotes and sayings that capture the joy, humor, and occasional guilt of shopping.

Top 10 Shopping Quotes

1. “Shopping is always a good idea.”—  Unknown

   
2. “Shopping is my cardio.” — Carrie Bradshaw

   

3. “If you can’t stop thinking about it… Buy it.”— Unknown

   

4. “I could give up shopping but I’m not a quitter.”— Unknown

   

5. “I am not a shopaholic. I’m helping the economy.”— Unknown

   

6. “I shop, therefore I am.” – Heather Chandler, Heathers

   

7. “Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.” – Marilyn Monroe

   

8. “Who needs love when there’s this thing called shopping.”— Unknown

   

9. “For some, shopping is an art; for others, it’s a sport.”—  Pamela Klaffke

   

10. “If shopping doesn’t make you happy, then you’re in the wrong shop.” — Mimosa Rose

    

Best Quotations About Shopping

1. “Buy less, choose well.” – Vivienne Westwood
2. “Just let me shop and no one gets hurt.” – Unknown

   

3. “Shopping is cheaper than therapy.” – Unknown

   

4. “To shop or not to shop, that’s not even a question.”– Unknown

   

5. “When I shop, the world gets better.” – Confessions of a Shopaholic

   

6. “No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.” – Donita K. Paul
7. “You can always find something you want.” –  Confessions of a Shopaholic

   

8. “Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.”– Unknown

   

9. “Sometimes… shopping with your best friends is all of the therapy you need.”– Unknown
10. “I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.” – Tammy Faye Bakker

    

11. “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

    

Funny Shopping Quotes For Girls

1. “The bags under my eyes are designer.”– Unknown
2. “Shopping is an art. Respect my art, please.”– Unknown
3. “If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.” – Cynthia Nelm
4. “I may be a beginner at some things, but I’m a black belt in shopping.”– Unknown
5. “The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.” – Marcelene Cox
6. “I have enough clothes and shoes. I don’t need to go shopping.” – said no woman ever.”
7. “Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.” – Mignon McLaughlin
8. “The best things in life are free. The second best things are very, very expensive.” ― Coco Chanel
9. “Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.” – Victoria Moran
10. “Ever notice there are no clocks in stores? It’s like casinos; they don’t want you to know how much time you’ve spent dropping your quarters.” – Gina Barreca

Retail Therapy Quotes for Shopoholics

1. “I have a degree in retail therapy.”– Unknown
2. “Treat yourself to a little retail therapy.”– Unknown
3. “Shopping is the best cure for a bad day.”– Unknown
4. “I got 99 problems and shopping solves all of ’em.”– Unknown
5. “There’s no shame in emotional shopping.”– Unknown
6. “You call it shopping. I call it retail therapy.”– Unknown
7. “Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”– Unknown
8. “I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.”– Unknown
9. “I don’t know if I need a hug, glass of wine, or retail therapy.”– Unknown
10. “I was really sad. And then I ordered some clothes online. I feel okay now.”– Unknown
11. “Friday is not a day for work. Friday is a day for shopping and Black Friday is for crazy shopping.”
12. “Shopping beats therapy anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.”– Unknown
13. “Retail therapy is buying things you don’t need with money you don’t have.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Famous Shopping Quotes From Movies And Books

1. “Treat yo’ self.” – Tom and Donna, ‘Parks and Recreation’
2. “Do you have anything In this shop as beautiful as she is?” – Edward, ‘Pretty Woman’
3. “I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” –‘Sex And The City’ 
4. “Dionne: Dude, what’s wrong, Are you suffering from buyer’s remorse or something? Cher: God no, nothing like that…” – ‘Clueless’
5. “The only consolation I had was buying things. If I bought some pretty thing it cheered me up for a while.” – Iris Murdoch, ‘The Black Prince’
6. “If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater.” – ‘Confessions Of A Shopaholic’.
7. “There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.” – Rebecca Bloom, Girl Anatomy: A Novel
8. “I’ve spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live?! I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes.” – Carrie Bradshaw, ‘Sex And The City’
9. “I think, they should list shopping as a cardiovascular activity. My heart never beats as fast as it does when I see a ‘reduced by 50 percent’ sign.” – ‘Confessions Of A Shopaholic’.

Shopping Captions for Instagram

These captions are perfect for adding a playful and stylish touch to your shopping-related posts and photos..

1. It’s shop o’clock.
2. Stop drop and shop.
3. Buy now or cry later.
4. Peace. Love. Shopping.
5. Saturday is for shopping.
6. Shopping mode: ON 🛒🔥
7. Life is short. Buy the shoes..
8. Keep calm and go shopping 👜💃
9. Shopping is never a bad idea.
10. Born to shop. Forced to work.
11. Shopping is the best medicine.
12. When in doubt, buy it all 🤷‍♀️💸
13. It’s an “add to cart” kind of day.
14. Good things come to those who shop 💸💁‍♀️
15. Work hard so you can shop harder.
16. Shortest horror story ever: sold out.
17. The best things in life are purchased.
18. Do not disturb. Shopping in progress.
19. Happiness is a full shopping bag 🛍️😊
20. Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
21. Rain drop, drop top, all I ever do is shop..
22. Fashion fades, but shopping is eternal 🛒🕶️
23. Shopping with me is the way to my heart.
24. Just a shopoholic living her best life 🛍️💅
25. I’m sorry for what I wore when it was cold.
26. It’s all about good friends and good shopping.
27. Adding to cart = Instant happiness 😍🛒
28. Once a shopoholic, always a shopoholic 💸😂
29. Nothing haunts us like the things we didn’t buy.
30. Living that shopoholic life, one purchase at a time 👜💁‍♀️
31. When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
32. Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes can change your life.

Conclusion

These shopping quotations remind us of the lighter side of shopping—the laughs, the thrills, and the simple pleasures that come with it. So next time you’re out and about, embrace the fun and remember: it’s not just shopping, it’s a celebration of you! Happy Shopping!

Also, check out our collection of beauty quotes and fashion quotes that will help you express your love for fashion, style, and shopping.

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