Welcome to our page dedicated to popular Napoleon Dynamite quotes, lines, and catchphrases!
“Napoleon Dynamite” is a 2004 comedy film directed by Jared Hess that has gained a cult following for its offbeat humor and memorable characters.
The titular character Napoleon Dynamite, played by Jon Heder, this socially awkward high schooler with a love for llamas and some seriously hilarious dance moves. Along for the ride are his equally quirky pals like Pedro, the quiet kid with big dreams, and Deb, the sweet but slightly odd girl-next-door. Oh, and let’s not forget Uncle Rico, the wannabe football star stuck in the past.
From Napoleon’s deadpan delivery to Kip’s online romance, “Napoleon Dynamite” is a gold mine of quotable lines and absurd humor that has earned it a dedicated fan following over the years.
So grab some tots, kick back, and let’s dive into the wonderfully weird world of “Napoleon Dynamite” quotes!
Top 10 Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
- “Gosh!” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “I caught you a delicious bass.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Does the chicken have large talons?” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip!” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “This tastes like the cow got into the onion patch.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “What can I have for dinner? Kip ate the last frozen dinner!” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “No, I’m freakin’ starving! I didn’t get to eat *anything* today.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Well, will you do me a favor, then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner. Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!” — Napoleon Dynamite
Best Lines From Napoleon Dynamite
- “I could make that much money in five seconds!” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Deb: What’s a liger? It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can’t fit my nunchucks in there anymore.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn’t cause she’s doing some modeling right now.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ‘cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “You know, there’s, like, a boatload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “Well, you have a sweet bike. And you’re really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache.” — Napoleon Dynamite
- “I don’t understand why things just can’t go back to normal at the chicken farm.” — Napoleon Dynamite
Conclusion
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