40 Morticia Addams Quotes From The Addams Family

Morticia Addams is a fictional character from the Addams Family multimedia franchise created by American cartoonist Charles Addams in 1933. As the wife of Gomez Addams and the mother of Wednesday, Pugsley, and other children, Morticia is the family’s reserved matriarch. Read on the best Morticia Addams quotes from the gothic icon who has captivated and entertained audiences for generations with her elegance, wit, and dark charm.

The character of Morticia Addams has been portrayed by several actresses including Carolyn Jones in the television series The Addams Family (1964), Anjelica Huston in the feature movies The Addams Family (1991) and Addams Family Values (1993), and Catherine Zeta-Jones in the television series Wednesday (2022).

All the actresses have played the role with a perfect blend of romantic and sexy allure, capturing the character’s flirty and funny essence.

The character of Morticia Addams, with her flowing black dress, iconic long dark hair, and calm demeanor has become a symbol of gothic sophistication.

Her love, loyalty, and devotion towards her husband Gomez Addams is the perfect example of a complete and enduring marriage.

Morticia’s fashion influence extends to Halloween costumes and beyond, making her an ideal gothic icon. Her character continues to entertain audiences with her blend of macabre humor, romance, and charm, making her a timeless figure in both TV shows and movies.

Check out these famous Morticia Addams quotes that will inspire you to embrace your true self and family values.

Top 10 Morticia Addams Quotes

1. “A day alone; only that would be death.” — Morticia Addams
2. “Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.” — Morticia Addams  

   
3. “It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée.” — Morticia Addams  

   

4. “When we’re together, every night is Halloween.” — Morticia Addams                                

   

5. “Our lifeless bodies rotting together for all eternity.” — Morticia Addams    

   

6. “Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now.” — Morticia Addams
7. “You are dearer to me than all the bats in all the caves in the world.” — Morticia Addams   

   

8. “Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” — Morticia Addams        

   

9. “There’s nothing more romantic than a dark, chill attic in a thunderstorm.” — Morticia Addams
10. “I’m Morticia Addams. Station wagon, two children, eternally six and seven. I’ve been a homemaker. I’ve smiled once or twice. What challenges are left?” — Morticia Addams

Famous Quotes By Morticia Addams

1. “Gomez, take those out of his mouth.” — Morticia Addams
2. “Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now.” — Morticia Addams
3. “Hearts are wild creatures; that’s why our ribs are cages.” — Morticia Addams
4. “I’ve been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg.” — Morticia Addams
5. “When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air.” — Morticia Addams
6. “Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!” — Morticia Addams
7. “Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them.” — Morticia Addams
8. “You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?” — Morticia Addams
9. “I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.” — Morticia Addams
10. “Wednesday’s great-aunt Calpurnia. She was burned as a witch in 1706. They said she danced naked in the town square and enslaved the minister. But don’t worry. We’ve told Wednesday college first.” — Morticia Addams

Best Morticia Addams Quotes

1. “Your turn, my ecstasy.” — Morticia Addams
2. “We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.” — Morticia Addams
3. “Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures.” — Morticia Addams
4. “Tish, speaking French! How dare you! You know it drives me wild!” — Morticia Addams
5. “Decisions are for the confident, Gomez. And I am anything but that.” — Morticia Addams
6. “So…you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?” — Morticia Addams
7. “It’s all so different, Pugsley. Last night it was the ceiling, tonight – the sky!” — Morticia Addams
8. “But you are destroyed, my dear. Our credo is to spread devastation and chaos.” — Morticia Addams
9. “Uncle Niknak’s winter wardrobe.” “Uncle Niknak’s summer wardrobe.” “Uncle Niknak.” — Morticia Addams
10. “You drive a hard bargain, child. I’m forced to throw in… Uncle Knick-Knack’s summer wardrobe.” — Morticia Addams

Funny Morticia Addams Quotes

1. “Oh, no. He lives.” ― Morticia Addams
2. “It has to be damp.” ― Morticia Addams
3. “How delightfully tragic!” ― Morticia Addams
4. “Thing, you’re a handful.” ― Morticia Addams
5. “Salt, pepper, or cyanide?” ― Morticia Addams
6. “Black is such a happy color.” ― Morticia Addams 
7. “Darling, I always wear black.” ― Morticia Addams
8. “My major? Spells and hexes.” ― Morticia Addams
9. “Scream if you need anything.” ― Morticia Addams
10. “What a glorious evening. Rain.” ― Morticia Addams

Conclusion

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