Looking for some cool captions for your Halloween photos? We have rounded up the best Halloween captions and one liners to tag your photos on Instagram and grab all likes.
It’s spookiest holiday season of the year right around the corner ~ Halloween! It’s never too early to start thinking about what creepy, silly, sassy, or awe-inspiring captions and quotes you want to pair with your best photos on Instagram and Facebook this Halloween!
So point me in the direction of the cauldron that’s bubbling, because I’m so ready for Halloween to be here already.
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Top Funny Halloween Captions
“Basic witch.”
“Life is gourd.”
“Hey boo-tiful.”
“Creep it real.”
“#SquadGhouls.”
“Let’s get spooky.”
“Here for the boos.”
“Ready, set, ghoul!”
“Resting witch face.”
“Bow down witches.”
“Swish swish, witch.”
“What’s up, witches?”
“Trick or treat o’ self.”
“You better work, witch.”
“Fangs for the memories.”
“Be “witching” Halloween.”
“We had a fang-tastic time!”
“Have a spooktacular night.”
“Eat, drink, and be scary.”
“Ghostest with the mostest.”
“Who run the world? Ghouls.”
“Witch better have my candy.”
“Pick your poison.” — Lil Durk
“Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!”
“Had a bloody good Halloween.”
“My broomstick runs on pinot.”
“Demons are a ghouls best friend.”
“You look better with the mask on.”
“Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.”
“Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.”
“I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.”
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” — Hocus Pocus
“Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.”
“If the broom fits, fly it. Shake your BOOty. You make me batty.”
“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare
Amazing Halloween Captions 2024 for Instagram
“Creature feature.”
“Witchful thinking.”
“Boo from the crew.”
“Happy Howl-oween.”
“Too cute to spook.”
“What’s up, pumpkin?”
“No tricks, just treats!”
“Straight Outta Coffin”
“Keep calm and scare on.”
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“Eat, drink, and be scary!”
“Ghouls just wanna have fun!”
“Cutest pumpkin in the patch.”
“Magic is something you make.”
“Demons are a ghouls best friend.”
“Something wicked this way comes.”
“Everything’s better with a little magic.”
“This witch can be bribed with chocolate.”
“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.”
“There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”
Famous Halloween Captions for Facebook
“Bugs and hisses.”
“Flavors of Fall.”
“Bad to the bone.”
“Mischief managed.”
“Too ghoul for school.”
“I’m here for the boos.”
“Having a boo-tiful night.”
“Witch way to the boos?”
“Keep calm and carry a wand.”
“Cutest pumpkin in the patch.”
“You’ve got me under your spell.”
“The ghostess with the mostest.”
“This is where the magic happens.”
“Hocus pocus, we need wine to focus.”
“Pumpkin, spice, and everything nice.”
“A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.”
“Get dressed up, to get messed up.” — Roomful of Blues
“Drink up witches, for tomorrow someone might drop a house on you.”
“Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!”
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.”
Halloween Captions Inspired by Movies
- “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.”— Beetlejuice
- “Being normal is vastly overrated.”— Halloweentown
- “I am the pumpkin king!”— The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”— Halloween
- “Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!”— Hocus Pocus
- “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.”— Hocus Pocus
- “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”— Anne of Green Gables
- “Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.”— Hocus Pocus
- “Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?”— It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
- “There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!”— The Nightmare Before Christmas
Halloween Captions Inspired By Songs
- “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.”—The Black Keys
- “Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan
- “Heads will roll … on the floor.”—Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- “I always feel like somebody’s watching me.”—Rockwell
- “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.”—Rihanna
- “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.”—Marilyn Manson
- “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.”—Stevie Nicks
- “They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.”—Andrew Gold
- “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie
- “It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.”—Michael Jackson
Halloween Captions With Emojis
- “You’re ? to me.”
- “I’ll never ? you.”
- “’Til ? do us part.”
- “???, oh my!”
- “Here for the b??ze.”
- “H?ppy H?lloween!”
- “He’s trapped in my ?”
- “I’m the ? of Halloween.”
- “Best costume ? goes to…”
- “We trick or treat, ? or ☀️.”
- “Sorry I’m ⚰, I have a cold.”
- “H?wling at the m??n.”
- “We have a new ? in the patch!”
- “Who you gonna ?? ?busters!”
- “I need to be home before midnight…??”
Halloween Captions Inspired By Quotes
- “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey
- “Double, double toil, and trouble.” —William Shakespeare
- “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”
- “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” —Tim Burton
- “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” —Mason Cooley
- “Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!”—Rusty Fischer
- “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.”—Ava Dellaria
- “Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”—Steve Almond
- “Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.”—Richelle E. Goodrich
- “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.
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