Looking for some humor to lighten your mood on cold winter days? We have rounded up the best collection of funny winter quotes, sayings, jokes, captions, status, and text messages, (with images and memes) to warm up with with some laughter.
We all wait for the winters during the long hot days in summer, but as soon as the cold days set in we start wishing for warm days. It’s funny how we hibernate in our blankets and feel lazy most of the times in the cold winter days.
Though winter is often associated with gloomy weather and lazy days, but winters is also a time for hoidays, celebrations of Christmas and the New Years. Get together with family and friends is what sets the perfect tone to enjoy the winter vacations.
And what is fun without some sarcasm, humor, and wit? Here we have some of the craziest winter jokes, puns, and quotes to laugh out loud and enjoy the cozy weather.
We have divided these witty and funny quotes about winter into these sections;
“Some people feel the cold, others just hug and sleep.”
“Can anyone tell me where the delete winter button is?” – Unknown
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“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
“Noses are red fingers are blue. I’m tired of winter how about you?”
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“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Bowerman
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
“People say so many things in summer, they don’t actually mean in winter.”
funny quotes about winter
“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“Great, the sun is out. Now I can get sunburn and frostbite at the same time.”
“My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.”
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
“If You Want To Protect Yourself from Cold. Then Just, Go To Hell. It’s really Hot there!”
“Never catch snowflakes with your tongue, until all the birds have gone south for the winter.”
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“Summer: ”It’s SO hot! I can’t wait for the cold weather.” Winter: ”WTF is this?!?! I miss the summer.”
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” – Deirdre Sullivan
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.” – Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.” – Unknown
Funny Winter Quotes
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.” -Dave Barry
“Love is hearing the weather forecast for a winter storm and wishing you could spend it in bed with your lover, it’s loneliness.”
“Winter is the season in which we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat.”
“Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot girlfriends, We already have cold wives! With hot temper all husbands.”
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” – Charles Dickens
“Snow brin“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.” – Dylan Thomas
“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do – or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so.” – Stanley Crawford
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats. It was magical, this snow globe world.” – Sarah Addison Allen, ‘The Sugar Queen’
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors; it had a way about it. A beauty. But I knew that, like many things, beauty could be deceiving.” ― Cambria Heber
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.” ― Richard Brautigan
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.” – Tasha Tudor
“The world was furred with late spring snow. It was the soft, thick stuff that excites you unless you are driving or half dead, packing snow already falling in caterpillars off the greening branches.” ― Marian Engel
Funny Quotes About Winters
Winter is the most beautiful time of the year. From foggy mornings, cold air, and hot chocolate to fluffy blankets – there are so many things that are special about winter. Wintertime is perfect for doing winter sports, such as ski riding, snowboarding, playing snowballs, ice skating, and more.
Another thing that makes winter beautiful is snow. Snowflakes have amazing shapes and they never repeat themselves. Playing with snowballs and making snowman statues is great fun for kids and adults. A little humor and gest adds color to the dull winter days.
“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.” – Anne Bradstreet
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
“While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best.” – Tom Allen
“They watched the snow fall and fall and fall until they thought that they were the ones falling.” ― Ann Patchett
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?” – Terry Pratchett
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!” ― Robyn Schneider
“I was watching souls going down into the abyss as thick and fast as snowflakes falling in the winter mist.” – Benedict Joseph Labre
“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” – Chuck Palahniuk
“Snowflakes fascinate me… Millions of them falling gently to the ground… And they say that no two of them are alike! Each one completely different from all the others… The last of the rugged individualists!” – Charles M. Schulz
Funny Cold Weather Quotes
“It’s hard to look cool and be warm at the same time.”
“I love winter because I don’t look fat in warm clothes!”
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” – Marty Rubin
“My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.”
“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.” – Victor Hugo
Jokes Funny Winter Quotes
“There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
“Snow brings a special quality with it—the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” – Nancy Hatch Woodward
“I’ve noticed the squirrels are beginning to gather nuts for winter. A couple of my friends are missing… Are you in a safe place.”
“It was the kind of snow that brought children running out their doors, made them turn their faces skyward, and spin in circles with their arms outstretched.” – Eowyn Ivey
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year …There’ll be parties for hosting, Marshmallows for toasting, And caroling out in the snow.” – Andy Williams, ‘It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year’.
“Thank goodness for the first snow. It was a reminder–no matter how old you became and how much you’d seen–things could still be new if you were willing to believe they still mattered.” – Candace Bushnell
“Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside…” – Bill Watterson
Funny Winter Jokes Quotes
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
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“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.”
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.”
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” – Lewis Black
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” – R. G. Daniels
“Those extra holiday pounds come in handy when you’re sliding down the driveway on your butt!”
Short Funny Winter Status And Captions
To your help, we’re here with some catchy and short caption ideas for your winter season Instagram post.
So, whether you are taking a funny family selfie, for the holidays or looking for a formal winter quote, we’ve got you riding with some funny winter captions and status which will surely make your posts the top liked one.
“Say freeze!”
“Sleigh all day.”
“Ice to see you!”
“Feeling frosty.”
“Snow excited!”
“Up to snow good.”
“Freeze the snow day.”
“Snowy hair don’t care.”
“Every day I’m shovelin’.”
“It’s freezing—snow joke!”
“It’s snow laughing matter.”
“‘Tis the season to be freezin’.”
“Winter hibernation mode on.”
“Let it snow… somewhere else!”
“I see snow… so, where’s Elsa?”
“Wake me up when it’s summer.”
“Jack Frost nipping at my nose…”
“Let it snow…. but not on my hair.”
“It’s colder than my soul out here!”
“Sugar and ice and everything nice.”
“Snow happens, hot chocolate helps.”
“A winter poem. Shit, it’s cold. The end.”
“Snowflakes are just kisses from heaven.”
“You are never too old for a snowball fight.”
“When life gives you snow, make snow angels.”
“My favorite thing about winter? When it’s over.”
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
“Chillin’ with my mug and blanket just like Baby Yoda.”
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
“Winter sucks! It’s gonna take til July to thaw out my nuts!”
“On a positive note. I haven’t seen any mosquitos in weeks.”
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
“I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.” – T. S. Eliot
“When there’s snow on the ground I like to pretend walking on clouds.”
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” – William Blake
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
“I love winter fashion. Am I wearing what I slept in underneath? Maybe, but who knows?”
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.” – William Shakespeare
