150 Funny I Miss You Quotes For Her & Him

Looking for funny missing you quotes? We have rounded up the best collection of funny I miss you quotes, sayings, captions, messages, texts sms, (with images and pictures) to convey your heartfelt feelings with a dash of humor.

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Missing your loved ones is hard when you are far away from them due to time, distance, or death. It’s a sad feeling where you long for your loved ones to be near you.

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If you are missing your special one (girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/friend) tell them how much you miss their presence and let them know you’re thinking of them. These funny and cute I miss you quotes can help you smile and possibly laugh until that someone special comes back.

Funny I Miss You Quotes

“Your presence is my obsession.”
“Life sucks less with you by my side.”
“Miss can be said as a fertilizer of love.”
“I miss you like a fat girl misses cookies.”
“To say I miss you is an understatement.”
“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
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“I miss you like the moon misses the sun.”
“I miss you more than ham misses burger.”
“Not sure if I miss you or I miss insulting you.”
Funny I Miss You Quotes
“I miss you. The old you… The new one sucks.”
“I miss you more than the deserts miss the rain.”
“I will not lie. The truth is that I really miss you.”
“Aye miss ewe. I mean yew. Or was it Amish yu?”
“I miss you more than peanut butter misses jelly.”
“Without you in my world, the sun forgets to shine.”
“I will stop missing you when we are together again.”
“A dog is not lonely, but a dog missing another dog is.”
“I’m in the middle of a battle here, can I miss you later?”
“Oh why u had to be so cute, it’s impossible to ignore you.”
“I miss you more than Miss Universe misses the universe.”
“I pretend to ignore you, but the truth is, I really miss you.”
“A day spent away from you is a day that is not worth living.”
“I miss your voice. I miss your touch. I miss your face. I miss you.”
“You don’t have to be a thousand miles from me for me to miss you.”
“There’s something wrong with my brain. It can’t stop thinking of you!”
“There’s always one thing I can’t check in my everyday to-do list—you!”
Funny Missing You Quotes
“Hearing the words, “I miss you” from the right person is an amazing feeling.”
“I thought that I could handle being apart from you, but I miss you too much.”
“You must be pretty tired given that you’ve been running in my thoughts 24-7.”
“When you are missed by someone, it can be a sign that they care and want you.”
“Missing you is something that comes in waves. And tonight I am just drowning.”
“I miss you like the moon misses the sun, destined to chase it until the end of time.”
“You know someone is very special to you when days just don’t seem right without them.”
“Yeah, I miss you too. It’s a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know?”
“Stop asking why the chicken crossed the road. Instead, ask why you always cross my mind.”
“You may not always be here at my side, but you are always right here in my heart. I miss you.”
“Miss is a natural condition when someone feels lost and wants someone’s presence in the heart.”
“I miss you once I wake up and I miss you once I fall asleep. I wish that we could always be together.”
“I wanna write “I miss you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.”
“Someone asked me if I missed you. I didn’t answer. I just closed my eyes and walked away and whispered ‘so much.”

Sweet & Funny Missing You Quotes For Her

“Every piece of me aches for you.”
“I miss you a little. It’s like a little; except a lot.”
“I suck at everything, especially forgetting you.”
“I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.”
Funny I Miss You Like Quotes
“I wonder if you miss me as much as I miss you.”
“Admit it. Life would be super boring without me.”
“I would prefer to be kissing you than missing you.”
“My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.”
“What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.”
“No matter where you go you will always be in my heart.”
“The pain of being without you is too much to bear sometimes.”
“Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell.”
“Nothing makes a room emptier than wishing that you were in it.”
“When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I miss you.”
“When I miss you, I reread our conversations and smile like an idiot.”
“My heart never knew loneliness until you went away. I’m missing you.”
“I can’t believe that I still miss you after everything that we went through.”
“The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to every day.”
“Missing you isn’t what hurts. It’s knowing that I had you that’s killing me.”
“I can’t help that I miss you and the person that I was when I was with you.”
“I can’t pretend that I don’t miss you because I see you in everything that I do.”
“I wish to be by your side at all times. It’s as simple and as complicated as that!”
“There is not a single moment in any day that I do not find myself missing you.”
“ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ. I think I missed something. Oh, it’s U!”
“I miss you so much that I can’t help but feel that every song I hear is about you.”
“I thought that I could handle being apart from you but I turned out to be wrong.”
“I keep myself busy with the things I do but every time I pause, I still think of you.”
“I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.”
“The scary thing about distance is you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.”
“I miss everything about you. Even the things that used to annoy me when you were still here.”
“There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe how much I miss you and long for you.”
“It’s possible. You are very lovable. I’d miss you if I broke up with you. Just trying to be supportive.”
“When I text you it means I miss you. When I don’t text you it means I’m waiting for you to miss me.”
“Every now and then I see something that reminds me of you and then there I am, missing you again.”
“You are always the first thought in my head when I wake up in the morning. That is how much I miss you.”
“When you are with me, time just flies away. When you are not here, even seconds seem like days. I miss you.”
“I close my eyes and see you there. But when I open them and see nothing there, I realize how much I miss you.”
“Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.”
“I knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh. But I never knew that looking back on the laughs would bring tears.”
“After all the time that has passed, I still find myself missing you every minute of each hour, each hour in a day, every single day of each week, every week of the month, and every month of the year.”

Funny I Miss You Quotes & Messages For Him

“I only miss you when I’m breathing.”
“I’ll just pretend to hug you until you get here.”
“I think a part of me will always be waiting for you.”
“Hell is loving you in my sleep and waking up alone.”
“Looking at your photos never fail to make me smile.”
“I know that I love you because of how much I miss you.”
“Every time my phone buzzes, I hope it’s you missing me.”
“There is an empty place in my heart where you used to be.”
“I did three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you.”
“If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.”
“A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you…”
“Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.”
“I miss you so much, I can’t believe I haven’t seen you in 8 hours!”
“I’m not sure what is worse: missing you, or pretending that I don’t.”
“You may be out of my sight… But never out of my mind… I Miss You!”
“The reason it hurts so much to separate is that our souls are connected.”
“Missing someone and not being able to see them is the worst feeling ever.”
“I really miss you, but probably not as much as you miss me; I’m awesome.”
“Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.”
“Missing you and not being able to have you here with me is the worst feeling.”
“Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.”
“The worst thing you can do if you miss or need someone is to let them know it.”
“If you can’t get someone out of your head, maybe they are supposed to be there.”
“I know that I love you because I miss you even when you’re just in the next room.”
“I miss you a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each and every day.”
“To me, the brightest and most colorful garden looks dull and dreary without you in it.”
“You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears.”
“I miss you so much that I am jealous of the people that get the chance to see you every day.”
“Thinking of you every; second, minute, hour, day, is medication to my illness of missing you.”
“I’m holding on to something that used to be there hoping it will come back, knowing it won’t.”
“I can’t breathe without you. You leave me breathless when you’re with me. Who should adjust?”
“How you can already miss someone when you are in the same room as them, I have no idea. But I do.”
“You know you really miss someone when you crave something so simple such as the sound of their voice.”
“As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence.”
“Your absence has gone through me, like a thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color.”
“Missing someone is a part of loving them. If you’re never apart, you’ll never really know how strong your love is.”
“If I had a flower for every time I think about you and how much I miss you, then I would be walking forever in an endless garden.”
“I missed you even when I was with you. That’s been my problem. I miss what I already have, and I surround myself with things that are missing.”
“Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.”
“I have a brain to think of you. Eyes to look at you. Heart to love you. Hands to comfort you. Toes to walk with you. Mouth to say I miss you and feet to kick you, if you don’t miss me too.”