110 Funny Good Morning Quotes To Start Your Day With A Smile

Looking for some interesting and funny quotes to start your morning on a funny note? We have rounded up the best collection of funny good morning quotes, sayings, wishes, captions, status, (with images and pictures) to make humor go well with your morning coffee.

Positive thoughts and funny good morning messages early morning can help you elevate your mood for the day. A little bit of sarcasm and fun helps you take the day with a happy face.

Send these hilarious and relatable good morning wishes and quotes to your friends and family and start your day with a smile on your face.

Funny Good Morning Quotes

1. “Coffee before a conversation. Always.”– Unknown                         

   
2. “My morning ritual: snooze, regret, repeat.”– Unknown

   

3. “I think I’m allergic to morning.”– Unknown

   

4. “Help…I’ve run out of weekend!”– Unknown

   

5. “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”– Unknown

   

6. “Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.”– Unknown

   

7. “God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.”– Unknown
8. “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate every morning.” – Unknown

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10. The best part of waking up…Is still a mystery to me.

    

11. “Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.”

    

12. “I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen”

    

13. “5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…”

    

14. I’m not anti-morning; I’m just pro-more-sleep.

    

15. “A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.” – Unknown
16. “I need coffee because adulting is hard, and mornings are stupid.” – Unknown                           

    

17. The early bird can have the worm. I’m more interested in the coffee.

    

18. I don’t need an inspirational quote; I need a nap..

    

19. “I could be a morning person if morning happen to be around noon.”

Funny Good Morning Sayings

1. “I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning!”
2. “Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
3. “Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.”
4. “Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!”
5. “I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
6. “Good morning! Wishing you a day full of sunny smiles and happy thoughts.”
7. “My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!”
8. “Me & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!”
9. “Coffee: a magical nectar that turns ‘leave me alone or die’ into ‘Good Morning’”.
10. “Of course, I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning!”

Good Morning Quotes Funny

1. “The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!”
2. “Good morning to a friend who never stresses anything because you always sleep!”
3. “Best feeling ever: when you check your alarm clock and you have 3 hours left to sleep.”
4. “My bed and me, we love each other, only the alarm clock will not accept it. Good Morning!”
5. “I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of my bed and participate in real life.”
6. “Me every night : I don’t need to sleep; Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.”
7. “Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
8. “Good morning clan! Now let’s straighten out all our astral body and assume a correct shit-no-attitude!”
9. “Good morning has moved, he now lives with good mood and beautiful day in a country before our time.”
10. “Sneezing, coughing, burping, farts. My body makes a soundcheck in the morning. Good Morning to you!”

Funny Morning Wishes To Brighten Your Day

1. “When the light of the sun reaches over the horizon … I turn around and go to sleep again. Good Morning.” – Unknown
2. “There are two kinds of people in this world: Morning people and people who want to shoot morning people.” – Unknown
3. “In bed, its 6 AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31” – Unknown
4. “If laziness was an Olympic discipline, I would be fourth so I do not have to get on the podium. Good Morning!” – Unknown
5. “The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are: daylight, fresh air and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!” – Unknown
6. “I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early…I stay up late every night, regret it every morning. Then do it all over again.” – Unknown
7. “I always say ‘MORNING’ instead of ‘GOOD MORNING’ if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people” – Unknown
8. “I was part of the world of the beautiful and rich in eternal sunshine and parties. Then my Good morning alarm just woke me up. Good Morning!” – Unknown
9. “Hello, I am the morning fairy. I just dusted you with joy and luck. Now laugh and be happy. Do you know how expensive that is? Good Morning!” – Unknown
10. “There it is again, the gruesome, the brutal and the nasty one that steals your dreams. Good morning he is called, this nasty little thing. Good Morning!” – Unknown

Funny Morning Texts And Status

1. “I drink coffee for your protection.”
2. “’Be strong’ I whisper to my coffee.”
3. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
4. “I like my bed more than I like most people.”
5. “I don’t like morning people…or mornings…or people.”
6. “My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.”
7. “I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine.”
8. “He who gets up early … is sleepy all day!” Good Morning!”
9. “Hey you with all that energy of 6 a.m….You’re not human.”
10. “Tomorrow will come, you have no choice.” Good Morning!”
11. “You have a message: Wake up, you loafer!” Good Morning!”
12. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.”
13. “All the coffee beans in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.”
14. “Good Morning! Come on, get up! The day does not mess up by itself.”
15. “Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
16. “Workout in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.”
17. “I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. ”
18. “My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I stayed home to take care of it.”
19. “Me and morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine.”
20. “Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens.”
21. “If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. ”
22. “I can’t get out of my bed because my cat is laying on me. Today has been cancelled.”
23. “Happy day to all those who have the privilege and joy of knowing me.” Good Morning!”
24. “Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been cancelled, now go back to sleep.”
25. “Do you remember that moment when you wake up in the morning with full of energy?”
26. “Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slowly. I wake up dead. ” Good Morning!”
27. “Dreaming does not cost anything, what it costs is having to get up.” Good Morning Friday!”
28. “My idea of Good Morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.”
29. “Alarm set for 6:00 am, wakes up at 5:59 am. Who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?”
30. “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
31. “Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can not see a damn thing before drinking coffee.” – Unknown
32. “I’ve started drinking my coffee out of a clear mug, so people will know where my tolerance level is at.” – Unknown
33. “Sometimes people want to have a full conversation in the morning, and it’s okay to kill those people.” – Unknown
34. “When I wake from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I’m 350% more ugly and 900% more mad.” – Unknown
35. “When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.” – Unknown
36. “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” – Unknown
37. “Telling yourself that you’ll get up early in the morning to do something, then in the morning convincing yourself that it’s not important.” – Unknown
38. “I always say ‘Morning’ instead of ‘Good Morning’…because if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking ton people.” – Unknown
39. “Good morning, little dormouse. I wonder when you will learn to arrive early to your appointments. Your girlfriend has already left with the one on the corner.” – Unknown
40. “I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? Drink coffee. Headache? Drink coffee. Cold? Drink coffee. Someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup.” – Unknown

Funny Good Morning Quotes For Him

1. “Good morning Handsome! Have a great day, I love you.”
2. “I wish you a fragrant coffee and a short Monday. Good Morning!”
3. “A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to wake up in the morning. Good Morning Hubby!” – Unknown
4. “Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.” – Unknown
5. “I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!” – Unknown
6. “You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!” – Unknown
7. “Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!” – Unknown
8. “You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!” – Unknown
9. “Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!” – Unknown
10. “Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.” – Unknown

Funny Good Morning Quotes For Her

1. “I always wake up smiling… I think it’s your fault.”
2. “My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.”
3. “Every morning reminds me of how lucky I am to have someone as special as you.” – Unknown
4. “Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the eleventh hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” – Unknown
5. “Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!” – Unknown
6. “Why does the morning have to start so early? I need more time to dream of the guy who gives me weak knees every day. Good Morning!” – Unknown
7. “I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!” – Unknown
8. “I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interests! Good morning!” – Unknown
9. “I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!” – Unknown
10. “I wanted to write you the most beautiful phrases of good morning, but since I am not a poet or a writer , I hope that with this greeting you will be happy. Hurry and wake up!” – Unknown

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