70 Funny Friday Quotes To Kickstart A Happy Weekend

Welcome to the end of the week, where the air is buzzing with excitement and happiness in the air! Fridays, the ever-awaited finale of the workweek, bring with them a sense of joy and relief that is simply infectious. Read the most hilarious and funny Friday Quotes & images for you to share with friends and family.

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And what better way to celebrate this day of happy anticipation than with a hearty dose of humor and laughter?

Top 10 Funny Friday Quotes

1. “It’s Friday and I’m thirsty.” – Unknown 

   
2. “It’s Friday… laugh until you snort.” – Unknown 

   

3. “Music always sounds better on Friday.” – Lou Brutus 

   

4. “Hands up if you love Fridays…” – Unknown 

   

5. “You know what rhythms with Friday? Wine.” – Unknown   

   

6. “There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” – Rod Schmidt 

   

7. “Friday is my second favorite F-word. Food is my first.”– Unknown 

   

8. “Friday: The day that magically makes every hour happier.”– Unknown 

   

9. “It’s bad luck to begin work on Fridays.” – Southern Mothers
10. “The famous F word we Thank God for every week.” – Unknown
11. “Happy Friday Everyone Have A Fun Safe Weekend.” – Unknown
12. “But it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.” – Unknown 

    

13. “Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday. Happy Friday!” – Unknown 

    

14. “Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday. Happy Friday!” – Unknown 

    

15. “I am instantly 70% nicer after 3pm on Fridays.” – Unknown 

    

16. “It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.” – Unknown 

    

17. “Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” – Lauren Oliver
18. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!!” – Neil Leckman
19. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” – Amy Neftzger

Happy Friday Funny Quotes

1. “You deserve a round of applause cause you make it to Friday alive. Happy Friday!” – Unknown
2. “Its always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves. They tend to spill over..” – Parag Tipnis
3. “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” – James Johnson
4. “It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” – Napz Cherub Pellazo
5. “I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.” – Hanna Rhoades
6. “Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.”– Richard Nelson Bolles
7. “Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” – Nanea Hoffman
8. “Happy Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” – Unknown
9. “Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” – John Shirley
10. “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.” – D.S. Mixel

Friday Funny Quotes For Work

1. “And on a Friday fell all this mischance.” – Chaucer
2. “Black Friday sale: Work ethics 100% off.” – Unknown
3. “I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.” – Unknown
4. “Happy Friday! May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Friday.” – Unknown
5. “If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” – Noel Coward
6. “Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!” – Kate Summers
7. “Can we take a lunch break On Friday and come back the next Friday?” – Unknown
8. “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
9. “It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” – Unknown
10. “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” – Rico
11. “Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together, I’m sorry you has to see me with Mon-Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.” – Unknown

Funny Friday Quotes For Weekend (TGIF)

1. “Why wait for the weekend to have fun?” – Loesje
2. “Feeling Fridaylicious! Keep sharing me!” – Unknown
3. “On Friday, I prefer my expresso in a martini.” – Unknown
4. “Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” – Richard Rorty
5. “Without the weekend, where would the week be?” – Anthony T. Hincks
6. “Take the time to do what you love to do this weekend.” – Catherine Pulsifer
7. “This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” – Robert Rivers
8. “Fridays, however have been regarded as unlucky since medieval times.” – Steve Roud
9. “I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” – Debasish Mridha
10. “Collect your energy during the week, you’ll need it if you still want to dance during the whole weekend!” – Unknown
11. “Hold your head up, tilt your tiara, put on your sassy pants… and get ready for an awesome weekend! HAPPY FRIDAY!” – Unknown

Positive Funny Friday Quotes

1. “Friday afternoon feels like heaven…” – El Fuego
2. “Everybody’s working for the weekend.” – Unknown
3. “A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.” – Unknown
4. “Your turn comes on Friday, so think about it.” – Irma Grese
5. “Friday fills my day with hope & happiness.” – Anthony T. Hincks
6. “I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.” – Unknown
7. “Every day is a gift. But some days are packaged better.” – Sanhita Baruah
8. “I haven’t been so excited about the weekend since the last weekend.” – Unknown
9. “Well, well, well… Look what finally decided to show up. Hello Friday!” – Unknown
10. “If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?” – Unknown
11. “… Enjoy yourself. You work hard every day; you deserve to turn up on the weekends with your friends.” – Logic
12. “I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.” – The Cure

Funny Quotes For Friday (TGIF)

1. “Life is good especially on a Friday.” – Unknown
2. “Whooo!! What a week! I’m so glad it’s TGIF!!!!” – Unknown
3. “Cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend.” – Amy Krouse Rosenthal
4. “There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.” – Unknown
5. “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?” – Unknown
6. “It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.” – Unknown
7. “The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week.” – Anthony T. Hincks
8. “I know everyday is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.” – Unknown
9. “How do you know it’s Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts.” – Unknown
10. “When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!” – Jonathan Brandis
11. “Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.” – Unknown
12. “Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.” – Robert Black
13. “Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.” – Unknown
14. “Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they want to do.” – Richard Nelson Bolles

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