Funny quotes about the Fall/Autumn season? We have rounded up the best collection of funny Fall quotes, sayings, captions for Instagram, puns, jokes, status messages (with images and pictures) to welcome the Autumn season.
Though all the leaves fall during this season, but the weather around is beautiful with the onset of winters and holiday season. You also learn to appreciate the gift of mother nature, be grateful for everything and also be open to changes.
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Funny Fall Quotes (Funny Autumn Quotes)
Funny Fall Captions For Instagram
Don’t forget to check out our collection of fall quotes for kids and children to inspire them.
Funny Fall Quotes For Autumn
“You’re the pick of the patch.”
“My favorite color is October.”
“Oh my gourd, we’ve got plenty!”
“Autumn skies and pumpkin pies.”
“Sweater weather is better together.”
“Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
“Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.”
“Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.”
Funny Fall Sayings
“Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed.”
“It’s football season! Spice, spice baby.”
“What’s my blood type? Pumpkin spice.”
“I come alive in the fall time.” – The Weeknd
“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.”
“It’s harvest time in this little town.” –Luke Bryan
“Autumn’s the mellow time.” –William Allingham
“Fall is my second favorite F-Word, food is my first!”
“Be like a tree, and let the dead leaves drop.” –Rumi
“I come by light of an autumn moon.” –Broken Bells
“Just like seasons, people have the ability to change.”
“What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.”
Funny Fall Quotes
“Alexa, bake me pumpkin donuts and tell me I’m skinny.”
“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.” – Oscar Wilde
“It’s time to let go of this endless summer afternoon.” –Lorde
“A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye.”
Best Funny Fall Quotes
“What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch.”
“Autumn…the year’s last, loveliest smile.” –William Cullen Bryant
“Autumn passes and one remembers one’s reverence.” – Yoko Ono
“Fall: That beautiful time of year between boob sweat and frost bite.”
“The only thing getting ‘lit’ this weekend are my fall scented candles.”
Funny Fall Quotes Images
“I’ll just end up walkin’ in the cold November rain.” – Guns N’ Roses
“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” – Albert Camus
“You were a vision in the morning when the light came through” – Halsey
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Fall back. Don’t forget to change your clocks! 2 a.m., Sunday, November 2.”
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery
“October’s poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter.” – Nova Bair
“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.” – Emily Bronte
“Let me hold both your hands in the holes of my sweater.” – The Neighbourhood
“But now it’s time for me to go, the autumn moon lights my way.” – Led Zeppelin
“Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn.” – Elizabeth Lawrence
“Autumn, a time when pie is a food group and living in sweatpants is acceptable.”
“Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.” – Jim Bishop
“In autumn, don’t go to jewelers to see gold; go to the parks!” – Mehmet Murat Ildan
“It’s autumn in New York; It’s good to live again.” – Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
“Hoodies, hot cocoa, boots, jeans, cuddling, crisp air, flushed cheeks. I live for autumn.”
“Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.” – Doug Larson
“Notice that autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
“But I miss you most of all, my darling, when autumn leaves start to fall.” – Frank Sinatra
“If I were a bird, I would fly about the Earth seeking the successive autumns.” – George Eliot
“Wild is the music of the autumnal winds amongst the faded woods.” – William Wordsworth
“Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.” – Elizabeth Bowen
“’Cause you’re a sky, ’cause you’re a sky full of stars. I’m gonna give you my heart.” – Coldplay
“Autumn wins you best by this, its mute appeal to sympathy for its decay.” – Robert Browning
“It’s like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for ‘Harry Potter’.” – Robbie Coltrane
“There are two times of year: football season and waiting for football season.” – Darius Rucker
“Fall, go on and fall apart. Fall into these arms of mine, I’ll catch you every time.” – Clay Walker
“How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.” – George Burns
“If a year was tucked inside of a clock, then autumn would be the magic hour.” – Victoria Erickson
“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.” – Chad Sugg
“How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.” – John Burroughs
“No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.” – John Donne
“In the fall A soft breeze Through the trees Turns the leaves Into fireworks confetti.” – Laura Jaworski
“Oh, the leaves are turning gold. Each night’s a little bluer, but autumn’s not that cold.” – Lorrie Morgan
“I saw old autumn in the misty morn stand shadowless like silence, listening to silence.” – Thomas Hood
“The heart of autumn must have broken here, and poured its treasure upon the leaves.” – Charlotte Bates
“It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, grades, self-esteem etc.”
“When everything looks like a magical oil painting, you know you are in Autumn!” – Mehmet Murat Ildan
“Autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place. And I can picture it after all these days.” – Taylor Swift
“Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits.” – Samuel Butler
“Anyone who thinks fallen leaves are dead has never watched them dancing on a windy day.” – Shira Tamir
“But I miss you most of all, my darling, when autumn leaves start to fall.” – Frank Sinatra, ‘Autumn Leaves.’
“Cold blue rain standing right in front of me. Same old place that I will never want to leave.” – Milky Chance
“And all the lives we ever lived and all the lives to be are full of trees and changing leaves…” – Virginia Woolf
“It looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.” – Sarah Addison Allen
“Autumn burned brightly, a running flame through the mountains, a torch flung to the trees.” – Faith Baldwin
“Summer has come and passed, the innocent can never last. Wake me up when September ends.” – Green Day
“It’s almost that time of the year when other girls look cute in their flannels and I look like I’ve misplaced my axe.”
“No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds — November!” – Thomas Hood
“Dancing of the autumn laves on a surface of a lake is a dream we see when we are awake.” – Mehmet Murat Ildan
“I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.” – Ann Drake
“Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter’s pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.” – Dorothy Parker
“It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seed in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn.” – B. C. Forbes
“And the sun took a step back, the leaves lulled themselves to sleep and autumn was awakened.” – Raquel Franco
“Autumn leaves are falling, filling up the streets; golden colors on the lawn, nature’s trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer
“It may be 80 degrees outside, but pumpkin spice everything is out and I can wear autumn colors, so Fall-la-la-la-la…”
“Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.” – Stanley Horowitz
“Autumn mornings: sunshine and crisp air, birds and calmness, year’s end and day’s beginnings.” – Terri Guillemets
“I cannot endure to waste anything so precious as autumnal sunshine by staying in the house.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne
“Is not this a true autumn day? Just the still melancholy that I love—that makes life and nature harmonize.” – George Eliot
“I am most radiant and full of energy when the leaves are falling and there is a ghost of change in the air.” – Anna Madse
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” – Henry David Thoreau
“The heat of autumn is different from the heat of summer. One ripens apples, the other turns them to cider.” – Jane Hirshfield
“The tints of autumn…a mighty flower garden blossoming under the spell of the enchanter, frost.” – John Greenleaf Whittier
“As long as autumn lasts, I shall not have hands, canvas and colors enough to paint the beautiful things I see.” – Vincent Van Gogh
“I’m still in love with you, I want to see you dance again. Because I’m still in love with you on this harvest moon.” – Neil Young
“I remember as October days are always remembered, cloudless, maple-flavored, the air gold and so clean it quivers.” – Leif Enger
“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.” – J.K. Rowling
“The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.” – Henry Beston
“The Autumn is old; The sere leaves are flying; He hath gathered up gold, And now he is dying…Old age, begin sighing!” – Thomas Hood
“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.” – Andrea Gibson
“And the sunsets of autumn—are they not gorgeous beyond description? More so than the brightest dreams of poetry?” – Charles Lanman
“Designers want me to dress like spring, in billowing things. I don’t feel like spring. I feel like a warm red autumn.” – Marilyn Monroe
“I hope I can be the autumn leaf, who looked at the sky and lived. And when it was time to leave, gracefully it knew life was a gift.” – Dodinsky
“I see the turning of a leaf dancing in an autumn sun, and brilliant shades of crimson glowing when the day is done.” – Hazelmarie Mattie Elliott
“Bittersweet October. The mellow, messy, leaf-kicking, perfect pause between the opposing miseries of summer and winter.” – Carol Bishop Hipps
“Reasons why fall is #1: chilly weather, Halloween, sweaters, pumpkins, literally everything, bugs have returned to hell where they belong.”
“Autumn leaves don’t fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar.” – Delia Owens, ‘Where The Crawdads Sing.’
“Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.” – George Eliot
“There was a hint of spring in her sole green eyes, something summery in her complexion, and a rich autumn ripeness in her walk.” – Toni Morrison
“The heat of autumn is different from the heat of summer. One ripens apples, the other turns them to cider.” – Jane Hirshfield, ‘The Heat Of Autumn.’
“As The Pioneer Woman has grown and the revenue has grown, the prizes keep getting better, and that certainly feels good.” – Ree Drummond
“Air so crisp you could snap it with your fingers and greens in every lush shade imaginable offset by autumnal flashes of red and yellow.” – Wendy Delsol
“October, the extravagant sister, has ordered an immense amount of the most gorgeous forest tapestry for her grand reception.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes
“The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.” – John Muir
“There is something so special in the early leaves drifting from the trees – as if we are all to be allowed a chance to peel, to refresh, to start again.” – Ruth Ahmed
“Around and around the house the leaves fall thick, but never fast, for they come circling down with a dead lightness that is somber and slow.” – Charles Dicken
“A wind has blown the rain away and blown the sky away and all the leaves away, and the trees stand. I think, I too, have known autumn too long.” – E. E. Cummings
“There is a harmony in autumn, and a luster in its sky, which through the summer is not heard or seen, as if it could not be, as if it had not been!” – Percy Bysshe Shelley
“For anyone who lives in the oak-and-maple area of New England, there is a perennial temptation to plunge into a purple sea of adjectives about October.” – Hal Borland
“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.” – Lauren DeStefano
“Two sounds of autumn are unmistakable…the hurrying rustle of crisp leaves blown along the street…by a gusty wind, and the gabble of a flock of migrating geese.” – Hal Borland
“I was drinking in the surroundings: air so crisp you could snap it with your fingers and greens in every lush shade imaginable offset by autumnal flashes of red and yellow.” – Wendy Delsol
“Tell her to weave it in a sycamore wood lane, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. And gather it all with a basket of flowers, and then she’ll be a true love of mine.” – Simon and Garfunkel
“The autumn days swung soft around me, like cotton on my skin, but as the embers of the summer lost their breath and disappeared, my heart went cold and only hollow rhythms resounded from within.” – Fiona Apple
“In the quivering forest, where the shivering dog rests, our good grandfather built a wooden nest. And the river got frozen, and the hole got snowed in, and the yellow moon glowed bright till the morning light.” – Fleet Foxes
“Fall colors are funny. They’re so bright and intense and beautiful. It’s like nature is trying to fill you up with color, to saturate you so you can stockpile it before winter turns everything muted and dreary.” – Siobhan Vivian
“The foliage has been losing its freshness through the month of August, and here and there a yellow leaf shows itself like the first gray hair amidst the locks of a beauty who has seen one season too many.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes
“What are little boys made of? Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails, that’s what little boys are made of. What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and everything nice, that’s what little girls are made of.” – ‘What are Little Boys Made Of?’
“October gave a party; The leaves by hundreds came, The Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples, And leaves of every name. The Sunshine spread a carpet, And everything was grand, Miss Weather led the dancing, Professor Wind the band.” – George Cooper
“The autumn wind is a pirate. Blustering in from sea with a rollicking song he sweeps along swaggering boisterously. His face is weather beaten, he wears a hooded sash with a silver hat about his head… The autumn wind is a raider, pillaging just for fun.” – Steve Sabol
Funny Fall Captions For Instagram
“Stay cozy.”
“Hay there!”
“#SquashGoals”
“Happy fall y’all.”
“I like you a latte.”
“Spice, spice baby.”
“Let’s get smashed!”
“I’m fall-ing for you.”
“Tea, a hug in a cup.”
“Channel the flannel.”
“This witch likes wine.”
“A bunch of cutie pies.”
“Don’t stop be-leafing.”
“I’m spicing things up.”
“Peace Love Pumpkins.”
“You are unbe-leaf-able.”
“Oh my gourd I love fall.”
“Can’t reply eating a pie.”
“Just call me a leaf thief.”
“Hate to be corny, but …”
“Go Big or Gourd Home.”
“Can’t reply, eating a pie.”
“Hangin’ with the leaves.”
“Keep calm and scare on.”
“How ’bout them apples?”
“Eat, drink, and be scary.”
“We got lost in this maize.”
“Keep calm and enjoy fall.”
“But I love fall most of all.”
“I’d like to see you s’more.”
“I love fallama most of all.”
“I’m aMAIZED we escaped.”
“Let there be pumpkin spice.”
“Felt cute might de-leaf later.”
“Orange you glad it’s autumn?”
“Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!”
“Fall breeze and autumn leaves.”
“Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
“Pumpkin spice makes mama nice.”
“Fall puns that will Leaf you smiling.”
“Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
“There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!”
“Leaves are falling. Autumn is calling.”
“You are the pumpkin spice to my fall.”
“Happiness is a hot drink on a cold day.”
“I never want to leaf this beautiful place.”
“Happy first day of fall! Have a great day!”
“You are never too old to play in the leaves.”
“Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything.”
“I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall.”
“If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone.”
“I heard a pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.”
“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.”
“Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.”
“Is it really a pile of leaves if you haven’t jumped in it?”
The pleasant sight of the leaves falling after they have turned red, orange, and yellow is breathtaking and beautiful.
The beauty of fall season cannot be appreciated enough as it holds great importance to mother earth and the human race.
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