Looking for positive funny affirmations? We have rounded up the best collection of funny affirmations, quotes, sayings, captions, positive thoughts (with images and pictures) to encourage friends and family to manifest their thoughts into things.
Life is filled with highs and lows, stress and anxiety, so sometimes some funny and positive words will help you lighten up on an encouraging note.
Start your day on a positive and lighter note with these funny daily affirmations and quotes to get you through. These affirmations are funny, humorous, witty and sarcastic for work, friends, family, mom, to boost your self-esteem, confidence and strength.
Also check out our post on daily affirmations for women and affirmations for men that can help you to feel motivated and reshape your limiting beliefs.
Funny Affirmations
- “Be happy. It drives people crazy.”
- “I have an amazing sense of humor.”
- “I am smart and full of funny ideas.”
- “Life is better when you are laughing.”
- “I can transform tragedy into comedy.”
- “I always have something funny to say.”
- “I see the funny side of every situation.”
- “I am amusing and make people happy.”
- “Chin up princess or the crown will slip.”
- “My mistakes don’t define me. My jokes do.”
- “I am becoming more smart and humorous.”
- “I crack the right joke at the perfect moment.”
funny affirmations
- “With time, I have started to value more time.”
- “Never forget that broken crayons can also color.”
- “I’ll keep going forward even if my pants tear off.”
- “I always find something funny in every situation.”
- “I am intelligent. The thing is, I am still getting ready.”
- “Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila.”
- “It’s what it is supposed to be, don’t overthink and let it go.”
- “Whatever I do, I will do it for fun, but with dedication and focus.”
- “Hello, Good morning! I hope you have a ridiculously amazing day!”
- “Reach for the stars because at the very leas you’ll air out your armpits.”
- “Be like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet from inside.”
- “Work smarter, not for owning iPhones, but for not fearing their breaks.”
- “I like expensive things because I learn the act of taking care from them.”
- “Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” – Josh Billings
- “I know I can accomplish I set my mind to. I endeavor to be the best that I can be.”
Short funny positive affirmations
- “Everyone brings happiness to this office. Some when they enter, others when they leave.”
- “I am lazy till I get a motive. I am lazier after accomplishing the motive. In between, I am alive.”
- “If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 -9 years, you can believe in yourself for at least 5 minutes.”
- “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
- “There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn’t even jump puddles for you.”
- “FOR TODAY: Drink your coffee, stay focused and positive, don’t freak out, remember, stabbing people is wrong! Are you wearing pants?”
- “My dear, you are beautiful, smart, talented, cherished, important, special, worthy and loved. Don’t allow your own thoughts to tell you otherwise.”
- “Someday everything will make perfect sense… So, for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason!”
Funny Daily Affirmations
- “Disconnect to connect.”
- “I receive what I believe.”
- “Your mistakes don’t define you.”
- “You have to be odd to be number one.”
- “I am becoming humorous day by day.”
- “Being funny doesn’t take much effort.”
- “My funny vibes attract my happy tribe.”
- “Don’t let anyone ever dull your sparkle.”
- “Never let anyone waste your time twice.”
- “Expect nothing and appreciate everything.”
- “Chop your own wood. It will warm you twice.”
Funny affirmations Instagram
- “What consumes your mind, controls your life.”
- “I am thankful for all the problems I don’t have.”
- “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”
- “No beauty shines brighter than that of a good heart.”
- “The older I get, the more I start ignoring my friends.”
- “Why become moody when you can shake your booty.”
- “Don’t forget that you get 24 hours, even on your worst day.”
- “It’s important to give it all you have while you have the chance.”
- “You may think you’ll never get over it, but you will, and you’ll be fine.”
- “No matter how you feel. Get up, dress up, show up and never give up.”
- “Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.”
- “Don’t ruin a good today by thinking about a bad day yesterday. Let it go.”
- “Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.”
daily funny affirmations
- “Dear universe, I am totally open to all the amazing things coming my way.”
- “I would have appreciated exams if they had allowed our Pokemons and Ninjas.”
- “If I am willing to go back to bed when I wake up, I will go and make up the bed.”
- “I am way dumb than my mom keeps blabbering about me to the neighbor’s aunt.”
- “Worry about loving yourself, instead of loving the idea of other people loving you.”
- “Whenever I get back home, I lose all the superpowers that I had when with friends.”
- “I am confused between what I like the most – hanging out or posting that I hung out.”
- “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Who cares about the future? I am just making myself capable enough to live in the moment.”
- “A secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is, instead of what you think it should be.”
- “If I lose my hopes, I am afraid my mom will still scold me for taking it out and showing it to friends.”
- “I love the moment when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I am going to be today.”
- “As I become responsible, I have got more powers. I wonder why spiderman narrated it the other way round.”
- “My mom scolds me for no reason. When I grow up to be a parent, my children will think the same about me.”
- “I am here not to compete because I know I am neither the fastest nor the smartest. I am here to live to the fullest.”
Positive Funny Affirmations
- “Put on your positive pants.”
- “Don’t forget to be awesome.”
- “Some see a weed, I see a wish.”
- “If you can’t be positive, be quiet.”
- “Excuse, I have to go be awesome.”
- “Think like a proton always positive.”
- “Cry a river. Build a bridge. Get over it.”
- “When shit happens turn it into fertilizer.”
- “Surround yourself with pizza not negativity.”
- “If life give you melons you might be dyslexic.”
Funny affirmations for work
- “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.”
- “Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go.”
- “A negative mind will never give you a positive life.”
- “Nothing can dim the light that shines from within.”
- “Take a second to think about how blessed you are.”
- “Be thankful for all the troubles that you don’t have.”
- “And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit.”
- “Not everyone has to like you. Not everyone has taste.”
- “Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it.”
- “Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.”
- “Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it.”
- “Compliment people: magnify their strengths, not their weaknesses.”
- “Amazing things happen when you distance yourself from negativity.”
- “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
- “Slow down. Calm down. Don’t worry. Don’t hurry. Trust the process.”
- “Each day, I automatically and successfully get healthier and healthier.”
- “Was it a bad day? Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?”
- “Your past is just a story and once you realize this, it has no power over you.”
- “Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.”
- “When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “plot twist” and move on.”
- “Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.”
- “Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.”
- “Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it.”
- “To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.”
- “If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. The world needs more of that.”
- “In every moment of my day. I radiate calmness & tranquility. I am still within myself.”
- “Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.”
- “We get so worried about being “pretty” let’s be pretty kind, pretty funny, pretty smart, pretty strong.”
- “I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life. They have show me exactly who I do not want to be.”
- “Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat.”
Life is always easier with some humor, smiles, laughter and fun. You can be positive and yet be funny and easy-going. Amidst all the stress, anxiety and worries, a smile can help you brighten your day.
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Let us know which of these motivational affirmations inspired you the most. Don’t forget to check out our post on love yourself quotes and vision board quotes to attract positivity in your life.
