55 Funny Drinking With Friends Quotes And Captions

Looking for quotes about drinking with friends? We have rounded up the best collection of funny drinking with friends quotes, sayings, captions, status, and cool one liners (including images, pictures, and memes) which will refresh your crazy drunk memories with your friends.

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Chilling with your buddies and enjoying a drink (beer, wine, or tea or coffee) is the best time spent. It is like a therapy to all your stress and worries in life. We have got the perfect quotes to caption your fun pictures with your best friends in happy moments.

Drinking With Friends Quotes

“Cheers to poor decisions.”
Best Friends Drinking Quotes
“Good friends wine together.”
“Friends don’t let friends wine alone.”
“Keep calm and drink wine with friends.”
“Friends and wine… the older, the better.”
Drinking Buddy Quotes
“Drinks are best when mixed with friends!”
“Friends are therapists you can drink with.”
“Friends don’t let friends drink cheap beer.”
“My drinking friends have a camping problem.”
“One Tequila, two tequila, three tequila. Floor.”
“Friends don’t let friends drink prosecco alone.”
“When I saw you drinking, I knew we’d be friends.”
“You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions.”
Funny Drinking With Friends Quotes
“The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.”
Drinking With Friends Quotes
“Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.”
Drinking With Friends Captions
“Twinkle, twinkle, little star point us to the nearest bar!”
“A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.”
“Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.”
“Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh.”
“Friendship is sitting over a drink and forgetting the worries in life.”
“My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst.
“Friendship is… sitting over a drink and forgetting the worries in life.”
“I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.” ― Don Marquis
“If you don’t drink how will your friends know you love them at 2 a.m.?”
“Keys to a good friendship. Same taste in Alcohol. Different taste in men.”
“Sometimes the best therapy is drinking and talking shit with your besties.”
Drinking With Friends Memes
“Here’s to the night we’ll never remember, with the friends we’ll never forget.”
“The act of drinking beer with friends is the highest form of art.” ― Allan Fish
“Everyone needs that one friend who’ll get drunk with you, for no reason at all.”
“Just remember if we get caught drinking, you’re deaf and I can’t speak English.”
“I only go drinking with my closest friends, or with completely random strangers.”
“Here’s to the nights we will never remember with the friends who’ll never forget.”
Quotes About Drinking With Friends
“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” ― Tom Waits
“Good girls are made of sugar and spice, but I and my girls are made of vodka and ice.”
“Health – what my friends are always drinking before they fall down.” ― Phyllis Diller
“Friends and an intoxicating mix of Alcoholic puns are the only two things I need in my life.”
“Whoever said one glass of wine per person, per hour, has never drank with my friends and me.”
“It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking. One of them is the arrival of a friend.”
“Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.”
“My friends are the best friends. Loyal, willing and able. Now let’s go to drinking! All the glasses off the table.”
“I’m so sick and tired of my friends who can’t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three times.”
“There are two types of people in this world. People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.”
“You drink too much, swear too much, and have questionable morals. You’ve everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.”
“The first glass is for me, second for my friends, third for good humor, and forth for my enemies.” ― William Temple
“You are only as strong as the alcohol you drink, the tables you dance on and the friends that hold you together.”
“Drinking alone holds no fun. Drink with friends or strangers. Be foolish least you’ll remember something meaningful.”
“I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I’ve lost 30 pounds.” ― Ernest Hemingway
“If i ever go missing, I want my picture on the wine bottle instead of a milk cartoon. This way, my friends will know I’m missing.”
“Drinking alone holds no fun. Drink with friends or strangers! Be foolish, least you’ll remember something meaningful.” ― Alcuin
“Good friends take your drink away when they think you’ve had too much. Best friends say, B***ch, you better drink that! We don’t waste that shit.”
“You know who your best friend is when things are going bad and you say, I need your help and she takes a double shot and says, Let’s do this shit!”
“For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.” ― Drew Magary
“It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.” ― W. C. Fields
“When it comes to drunks, we do our best because we would hope for and expect the same from our friends. Sometimes— okay, make that most of the time— things get a little messy, but that doesn’t mean they can’t get a little funny,too.” ― Will & Grace
“Well to me growing, up I’ve had my own psychological war with my parents dying at such a young age. My mother was killed by a drunk driver, then two months later my father drowned. He was out with his friends drinking and on medication for depression, and he didn’t come out of the water alive. Growing up with sexual abuse and having to be in gangs and dealing with my own trauma; finding the cultural identity when I was 16, and learning those traditional ways saved me from hurting myself.” ― Adam Beach