100 Cold Weather Quotes And Captions For Instagram

Looking for some really cool quotes about the cold winter weather? We have rounded up the best collection of cold weather quotes, sayings, captions, status, text messages, (with images and pictures) including funny and humorous ones for all winter lovers.

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Cold Weather Quotes For Winter

“Hot Chocolate Weather.”
“Happiness is… a hot drink on a cold day.”
“Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration.” ― Anamika Mishra
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” ― Hal Borland

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“Winter is a season of recovery and preparation.” ― Paul Theroux
“Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.” ― Pietro Aretino
“Winter passes and one remembers one’s perseverance.” ― Yoko Ono
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” ― William Blake
“Winter dressing is all about having chic outerwear.” ― George Kotsiopoulos
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” ― Anne Bradstreet
“They who sing through the summer must dance in the winter.” ― Italian Proverb
“The only thing I hate more than cold weather is people who say they love cold weather.”
“Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.” ― Mark Twain
“Snowing is an attempt of God to make the dirty world look clean.” ― Mehmet Murat Ildan
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” ― Anton Chekhov
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ― Aristotle
“Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d have frozen to death.” ― Mark Twain
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” ― Bill Watterson
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind, thou art not so unkind as man’s ingratitude.” ― William Shakespeare
“In the cold dark days of winter, dream about the flowers to get warmed up!” ― Mehmet Murat Ildan
“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.” ― Albert Camus
“The color of springtime is in the flowers; the color of winter is in the imagination.” ― Terri Guillemets

Cold Days Quotes
“Scarves, mittens, and hats are a great way to express your personality in the cold weather.” ― Brad Goreski
“The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.” ― Dr. Seuss
“It is only when the cold season comes that we know the pine and cypress to be evergreens.” ― Chinese Proverbs
“Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer a painting, and autumn a mosaic of them all.” ― Stanley Horowitz
“In a very cold night, even houses want to have houses of their own to enter inside them and feel warm!” ― Mehmet Murat Ildan
“Winter is a season that sparkles with magic and transforms our ordinary world into a glittering kingdom.” ― Abi Elphinstone
“Advice is like the snow. The softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon and the deeper it sinks into the mind.” ― Samuel Taylor Coleridge
“It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it.” ― John Burroughs
“Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is time for home.” ― Edith Sitwell
“There’s just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on. It makes you believe you’re special.” ― Carol Rifka Brunt, “Tell the Wolves I’m Home”
“My new coat keeps me as warm as hot chocolate. I am snug as a bug in a rug. When I wear my new jacket, I feel proud. It will help me from getting sick. Thank you!!” ― Charise R.
“If the weather is summer in your mind, even the coldest winter will be hot for you! If the weather is winter in your mind, the hottest summer will be cold for you!” ― Mehmet Murat Ildan
“I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape—the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn’t show.” ― Andrew Wyeth

Cute Cold Morning Quotes

“Nothing burns like the cold..” ― George R.R. Martin
“Cold weather, why can’t you stay here all the time?”
“It’s so cold out. I need more coffee just to warm up my toes!”
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” ― Victor Hugo
“It’s cold. Hang in there and stay warm. This too shall pass! Have a blessed day!”

Cold Morning Quotes
“I envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.”
“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” ― John Steinbeck

Funny Quotes For Cold Weather

There are always some people who hate cold weathers, snow fall and winter onset. These sarcastic and funny cold weather quotes will surely be relatable to those who repel winters.

“It’s never too cold for an ice cream.”
“I’m done with winter. Next season please.”
“The fire is winter’s fruit.” ― Arabian Proverb
“The cold never bothered me anyway.” ― Elsa
“When life gives you snow, make snow angels.”
“I wasn’t made for winter. I want my flip flops!”
“My favorite thing about winter? When it’s over.”
“Every mile is two in the winter.” ― George Herbert
“It’s so damn cold outside. I just farted snowflakes.”
“Can anyone tell me where the delete winter button is?”
“Noses are red fingers are blue. I’m tired of winter how about you?”
“When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.”
“It’s so cold. I saw a Democrat with their hands in their own pockets.”
“It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.”
“If the world is cold, make it your business to build fires.” ― Horace Traubel
“It is impossible, to me at least, to be poetical in cold weather.” ― George Eliot
“I can’t get out of my bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.” ― Sir Ranulph Fiennes
“It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.” ― Mickey Rivers
“Dear Mother Nature, get back on your meds, pop open a bottle of wine, and start thinking warm, happy thoughts…”

Romantic Cold Weather Quotes

Cold weather, snuggles and your partner is the perfect recipe for a great evening. Winters have something really romantic about them. Couples enjoy this weather and love to snuggle and cuddle! These cute quotes will help you express your excitement to your partner!

“It’s so cold. Snuggle weather.”
“It was so cold I almost got married.” ― Shelley Winters
“I love fall and winter because it gives us more reasons to cuddle!”
“Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.” ― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Seasons may change from winter to spring but I will love you until the end of time come what may…”
“A snowflake is one of God’s most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together.”
“Of winter’s lifeless world each tree now seems a perfect part; yet each one holds summer’s secret deep down within its heart.”
“I want your love to consume me like an oversized winter coat. Hands clasped around my waist like buttons done up properly.”
“You are warmer than the summer time, so I hold you through the winter time and love inside your eyes can turn a cloudy day to sunshine.”
“Never are voices so beautiful as on a winter’s evening, when dusk almost hides the body, and they seem to issue from nothingness with a note of intimacy seldom heard by day.”
“I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.” ― Lewis Carroll