Black Friday Quotes And Captions For Instagram (2024)

Read the collection of the best Black Friday quotes, sayings, and captions for Instagram that will help you express your enthusiasm for this shopping extravaganza.

Whether you’re a seasoned shopper or new to the Black Friday craze, these funny Black Friday quotes (with images, pics, & memes) will add humor to your shopping adventure posts on social media and reflect the day’s madness.

Black Friday is the Friday after Thanksgiving in the United States of America, traditionally marking the start of the holiday shopping season.

Originally, it started as a retail event to boost sales before Christmas but eventually, it turned into a global phenomenon with dealers offering massive discounts and crazy deals, attracting millions of customers both online and in retail stores.

The event is the best time for shoppers to grab a good bargain and sellers to increase their business. It’s also a time when some people camp out all night, push or trample each other, or fight for the $20 crockpot.

In recent years, the craze of Black Friday has gone beyond a single day, with many shops starting their sales earlier in the week or extending them through the weekend. Some stores’ continue their sales to Monday (“Cyber Monday“) or for a week (“Cyber Week“).

Today, Black Friday is known for its massive sales, long lines, and thrill of the hunts. It is one of the busiest shopping days of the year. Honestly, for me, Black Friday is not just about shopping, it’s about the experience, the fun of cracking great deals, and the excitement of grabbing your favorite items at jaw-dropping rates.

From hilarious captions that sum up the chaos of the holiday season to motivational one-liners for standing in the long queues outside stores, these famous Black Friday quotes capture the spirit of the shopping frenzy.

Top 10 Black Friday Quotes

“Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday?” — Joy Behar
Black Friday Quotes
“Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.” — Marilyn Monroe
Black Friday Quotations
“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.” — Oscar Wilde
Lines For Black Friday
“Shopping is my cardio.” — Carrie Bradshaw (Movie – Sex and the City)
“If shopping doesn’t make you happy, you’re in the wrong shop.” — Unknown
Funny Black Friday Quotes
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” — Bo Derek
Hilarious Black Friday Quotes
“Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!” — Bill Gates
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.” — Elayne Boosler
“I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.” —Kumail Nanjiani
“Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.” — Unknown

Best Quotes About Black Friday

“If you love it—buy it. Otherwise, someone else will.” — Unknown
Black Friday Sayings
“It’s not about the sales. It’s about the thrill of the hunt.” — Unknown
Famous Quotes About Black Friday
“Black Friday: The day we all become ninjas in the aisles.” — Unknown
Best Black Friday Quotes
“Anyone can buy. It takes an artist to shop.” — Jennifer Finney Boylan
“Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.” — Rebecca Hall
“Take all your problems and rip ‘em apart. Oh oh oh, carry them off in a shopping cart.” — The White Stripes
“Hope you have a busy Black Friday chasing for all the good deals of the town. May you secure the best ones.” — Unknown
“Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle.” — Seth Godin
“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” — Erma Bombeck
“Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.” — Unknown
“I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification. A quick fix.” — Rebecca Bloom, Girl Anatomy: A Novel
“What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.” — Humoropedia

Funny Black Friday Quotes And Puns

“I shop like a bull – I charge everything!” — Jerry Smith
“I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter!” — Unknown
“Nothing haunts us like the things we didn’t buy…” — Unknown
“I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.” — Tammy Faye Bakker
“Cinderella is a proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.” — Unknown
“On Black Friday, my favorite cardio is running from store to store.” — Unknown
I don’t shop because I need something, I just shop for shipping’s sake.” – Cat Deeley
Warning: Black Friday shopping may cause an empty wallet and a full trunk.” — Unknown
“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” — Unknown
“Black Friday: The only day when it’s socially acceptable to shop until you drop.” — Unknown
“I hope your Black Friday injuries aren’t so severe that you can’t click a mouse on Cyber Monday.” — Unknown
“Black Friday should actually be called The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot.” — Unknown
“Don’t even front like you love your family, America, or God, if you don’t have a detailed and rehearsed Black Friday tactical shopping plan.” — Rob Delaney