60 Funny Good Morning Texts Messages For Her Love

Looking for sweet and funny good morning text for your girlfriend or wife? We have rounded up the best collection of funny good morning text for her, messages, sms, wishes, for your special partner.

Also See: Flirty Good Night Texts for Him

A positive and humorous note early morning can get a smile on your girl friend’s face and brighten up her day. These funny good morning love message will remind her that you think of her early morning and want the best for her.

Start her day off right with these great funny good morning messages for her to let her know how much you care with thoughtful words first thing in the AM. These funny text ideas can be the perfect way for her to start her day.

Funny Good Morning Text Messages For Her

The sun is up, the sky is blue, today is beautiful and so are you.
Why do they call it beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll!
Getting up early is the first sleep in the wrong direction! Good morning my Love!
I’m pretty sure my pillow hates you because I want to trade it in for you!
Good morning! Your sweet teddy bear misses you, I can’t wait to see you.
Me and mornings do not see eye to eye, mostly because I just do not want to open mine.
Every morning is special and you will not get them again. Good morning my dear friend!
Wake up my love. Flowers, smiles and laughter are waiting for you. Good morning, Love.
Coffee is only harmful if a whole bag from the fifth floor falls on your head. Good morning!
To my love: Every morning , I think about how beautiful you are! It distracts me from your breath!
If you wake up to meet me every morning, I guess I’ll never go to work again. Good morning, darling.
Good morning! At 10 a.m. we are meeting with my parents, then if you are alive, we will go shopping.
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. Have you gotten your fix yet? Good morning to you! And stop screaming.
If you did not see me as the first thing after you woke up, I’ll advise you to sleep again. Good morning, darling.
Good morning my beloved. If you’re still sleeping, then you need to understand why folks call you fat and lazy.
Things i hate the most… Alarm clocks, things I like the most… The snooze button… Whom I love the most… You.
Good morning to someone I would like to consider to be a friend. Don’t get too excited. I stated that I would like to.
Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
I don’t wish people good morning. I just say, morning, then it’s up to them. I’m not taking responsibility for that shit.
I wish you a day full of unmeasurable good things. When you get them, remember my cut, 20%. Good morning sunshine.
You know I’m a true peacekeeper, but let me finish my coffee first and nobody gets hurt! Have a good morning afterward!
Wake up to this message saying good morning, then meet all the housework I ran away from. Good morning, my darling.
That wonderful bird, singing near your window, is my companion, who agreed to help me to express my feelings for you.
Sometimes I wish there was no alarm clock because that is the only device which wakes me up while I am dreaming of you.
You can’t have me and a good morning together, so I choose a good morning for you. I’m at work. Good morning, dearie.
This is a good morning desire for you if morning do exist in your life. So far as i know, your day begins at noon and ends at sunrise.
Some people wake up at noon and call it a morning. I am wishing you good morning now so you know when the real morning is!
Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!
Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!
Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!
A little step may be the start of a great journey. And sometimes that step is getting up off the bed. Hope you have a great day today!
I like my bed more than I like most people, especially in the morning. Except for you, maybe, I like you almost just as much as my bed.
The funny things around me are boring when you’re also around me. Can I c all you a seasonal comedian? Good morning, baby girl.
Sending the person who puts up with me, every day, a good morning message! May this morning find you even more patient than the last!
Good morning, gorgeous, thanks for sleeping with me. Losing teddy was worse than I thought. Thanks for helping me get through this.
I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!
A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!
Even if the very first thing I crave in the morning is a strong cup of coffee, you are the very first thing that pops in my head. Good morning, honey!
Good morning, gorgeous. You spoiled me with your care and kindness, and now I cannot start my day without you. Let’s wake up together always.
I always give my 100% while at work: 10% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 35% on Wednesday, 25% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. What about you?
Wake up! Let’s look forward to seeing the night stars again tonight. I hope you satisfied the mosquitoes at night, they’ll be waiting tonight, too.
Good morning baby girl. It’s a pleasing day and the sun is shining just as bright as you today. I feel super lucky to say that this little sunshine is mine.
Sleeping late and waking up late will be the two biggest enemies of good health. Congratulations to performing like a professional to you. Good morning!
I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and to make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo meat. I really miss it. Good morning! Have a lovely day.
Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!
Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life.
I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you in this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interests! Good morning!
Roses are red, and violets are blue if kissing you all day is a crime, I have totally forgotten my rhyme… Please blow me a kiss all the same. Good morning,baby.
Before I met you, I never thought procrastination can be infectious. Good morning and good luck for one more day full of lying in the bed and texting each other.
You don’t look too good in the morning; I guess that’s why you prefer to sleep through it. Wishing you a good morning so you’ll actually wake up looking awesome!
I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!
Good morning, babe, all I want to say is that you deserve the best life can offer. Apparently life is a little off today- it’s raining cats and dogs so don’t forget the umbrella.
I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew i’d be dreaming of you… but woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream! Good morning beautiful.
You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!
Hey! My night has been enjoyable. As you were sleeping so peacefully, I was on the battlefield fighting all the mosquitoes in my room. Glad I won to see the daylight. Good morning!
Hello, beautiful, you were the first most beautiful thought in my mind as I woke up this cool morning, just wanted to say a good morning to the one that means the whole world to me.
If there was an Oscar for people who oversleep in the morning, you’d surely win it. But since there is none, you should try waking up early. Good morning! Good morning, my guiding star! Without you, I would have lost in the darkness of the universe.
You’re probably sleeping like a cute little baby right now. I just wanted to say good morning beautiful. I hope you have a smile on your face right now. In case you don’t, you better have one by now. Because your smile is just so damn pretty, and I can’t get it out of my head. I hope you have an amazing day today cutie.