Mother’s Day is finally here on 12 May 2024,— which means it’s time to remind your mom just how amazing she is! This is the best day to make your mother special and let her know what she means to you.
This is the best day to make your mother special and let her know what she means to you. Make her feel special with some gifts, flowers, quotes and add a pinch of laughter with it by dedicating them some cool and funny mother’s day memes, funny jokes, one-liners and more.
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Get ready to add a sprinkle of humor to your Mother’s Day celebration! As we honor the incredible moms and mother figures in our lives, let’s lighten the mood with some funny quotes and memes that capture the essence of motherhood in all its hilarity.
Make her feel special with some gifts, flowers, quotes and a status message dedicated to her. These one-liners, messages, and wishes can be used to tag your gifts and flowers too.
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Funny Mother’s Day Jokes, One-Liners
- “Mom: I love you and your super long voicemails.”
- “Motherhood: Powered by love. Sustainable by wine.”
- “Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother come out.”
- “Thank you for not telling my sisters that I’m your favorite.”
- “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all!” -Anon
- “My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.” -Anon
- “Being a mom has made me really tired and so happy.”- Tina Fey
- “Dear Mom, thank you for keeping all the bad stuff I did from dad.”
- “Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.”
- “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!” -Sam Levenson
- “Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious.”
- “I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.” -Anon
- “No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too.”- Chrissy Teigen
- “It is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” -Anon
- “Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties.”
- “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” -Buddy Hackett
- “If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?” -Milton Berle
- “Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! (And while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.).”
- “A mother is the person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge.”
- “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” -Chinese Proverb
- “Every day I wake up and think: How on earth did I become this much like my mother?”
- “If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to do it from the start.”
- “Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” -Lionel
- “It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want. Like a bottle of wine out of macaroni.”
- “Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.” -William Feather
- “Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.” -Mignon McLaughlin
- “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”- Phyllis Diller
- “A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” -Peter De Vries
- “Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.” -Robert Brault
- “I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” – Reese Witherspoon
- “Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.” -Anon
- “Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.” – Anon
- “When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.” – Jeff Shaw
- “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin
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Do you have your favorite caption for your mother which is not here? Then write in the comment section below, we’d love to see it and add it to our list.
From the joys of parenting to the everyday mishaps, these lighthearted gems are sure to bring a smile to your face and a giggle to your heart. So, grab a cup of coffee, sit back, and get ready to share some laughs as we celebrate the wonderful moms who make the world a brighter (and funnier) place!
