180+ Best Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram [2024]

We start in November with a Thanksgiving celebration! Thanksgiving is all about gathering with your friends and family and expressing gratitude for everything you are blessed with over the last year. We have rounded off some of the best Instagram captions for Thanksgiving Day which are witty, funny and will surely get you tons of likes on your beautiful photos posted on Instagram. Happy Thanksgiving!

In 2024, Thanksgiving Day is on Thursday, November 28.

Being thankful for all the good things in life and enjoying a feast with family. On Thanksgiving, we all rejoice with plates full of turkey, mashing potatoes, gravy and eat till you drop.

Thanksgiving Instagram Captions

“Dinner time.”
“Feast your eyes.”
“Pre-Christmas Feast.”
“Carry a thankful heart.”
“Keep calm and eat it all.”
“Leftovers are for quitters.”
“I came in like a butterball.”
“Thanksgiving is a word of ACTION.”
“Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.”
“Family and turkey and football—oh my!”
“Look at this feast, now let’s eat this beast.”
“Foul language welcome at the dinner table.”
“Not a good day to be my pants.” – Kevin James
“The secret of having it all is knowing you already do.”
“Don’t forget to set your scale back 10 pounds this week.”
“I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do.”
“May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it.”
“It’s not happy people who are thankful; it’s thankful people who are happy.”
“‘This Thanksgiving I’m going to stop eating as soon as I get full,’ said no one ever.”
“I’m grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat this Thanksgiving, my jewelry will still fit.”

Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Friends

“It’s Turkey Time.”
“Stuffed with stuffing.”
“Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.”
“Let’s get cranberry sauced.”
“One bite closer to Christmas.”
“Raise your gobble-let for a toast!”
“Current status: stuffed like a turkey.”
“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”
“Cran-bury me with this delicious pumpkin pie.”
“Am I the turkey tonight? Because I am stuffed!”
“Gobble ‘til you wobble *insert turkey emoticon*”
“Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.”
“Thought I was done until I saw the pie. #noregrets”
“Keep calm and gobble on *insert turkey emoticon*.”
“Thankful for the human stomach’s capacity to expand.”
“What did the turkey say to the hunter? Quack, quack, quack.”
“We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed.”
“When turkeys get into a fight, they get the stuffing knocked out of them!”
“The difference between chickens and turkeys? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.”
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” — Jay Leno

Good Thanksgiving Captions about Gratitude

“Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.”
“Gratitude is the best attitude.”
“Eat pie, drink, and be thankful.”
“Giving thanks for the simple things in life.”
“Gratitude turns what we have into enough.”
“Thankful and grateful today and every day.”
“Let our lives be full of both thanks and giving.”
“No one has ever become poor by giving.” – Anne Frank
“Small seeds of gratitude will produce a harvest of hope.”
“Give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.”
“Gratitude helps us to see what’s there instead of what isn’t.”
“The thankful receiver bears a bountiful harvest.” – William Blake
“What if, today, we were grateful for everything?” – Charlie Brown
“Happy Thanksgiving, may your hearts be as full as your plates today!”
“Life is full of give and take. Give thanks and take nothing for granted.”
“If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” – W. Clement Stone
“Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and never giving it.”
“I’m grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.” – Henry David Thoreau
“Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.” – Meody Beattie
“Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our Thanksgiving.” – W. T. Purkiser

Witty Thanksgiving Captions for Family

“Family (n.): Life’s greatest blessing”
“Casse-rolling up to Grandma’s house.”
“This wine pairs well with a crazy family.”
“Food tastes better when you eat it with family.”
“We are happy. We are thankful. We are family.”
“Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.”
“The love of a family is one of life’s greatest blessings.”
“We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.”
“Thankful for family, food, and -insert current celeb crush here-.”
“I come from a family where gravy is a beverage.” – Erma Bombeck
“Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.”
“Here’s to family, food, and awkwardly avoiding politics at the dinner table.”
“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde
“FACT: You can’t answer your family’s questions if you always have food in your mouth.”
“Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues but the parent of all others.” – Marcus Tullius Cicero
“The tur-key to a successful Thanksgiving is family, friends, and eating stuffing till you’re stuffed.”
“Having somewhere to go is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing.”
“I am thankful for my healthy family. If everyone you love is ok, then you can’t ask for anything more.”
“I’m thankful for nights that turned into mornings, friends that turned into family and dreams that turned into reality.”
“Now all you have to do is worry about where you’re parents are going to stay and who is going to carve the turkey. Good luck!”

Cute Thanksgiving Captions for Couples

“Pies before guys.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“Autumn, coffee, and you.”
“Just me and my cutie pie.”
“Cutest pumpkin in the patch.”
“You’re the pumpkin to my pie.”
“And they lived appley ever after.”
“I love you a pumpkin spice latte.”
“You’re the best and I’m the luckiest.”
“Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
“Giving thanks for you all year round.”
“The snuggle is going to be real today.”
“I’m so grateful for good times and you.”
“I love you to the fridge of food and back.”
“I can’t eat another bite… Oh, look – PIE!”
“Grateful for small things, big things, and everything in between.”
“There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy. You’re one of them.”
“Thank you for the food before us, the friends beside us, and the love between us.”
“Home is wherever I am with you.” — Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, “Home”
“Be thankful for what you have. Your life, no matter how bad you think it is, is someone else’s fairy tale.” — Wale Ayeni

Thanksgiving Caption Ideas for 2024

“Nap time!”
“I’m all about that baste.”
“My gobble-let overfloweth.”
“Why did I eat so much food?”
“I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.”
“Clear plates, full stomachs, can’t lose.”
“Caught the gravy train to Snoozetown.”
“About to nap, see you in the next year.”
“Celebrating Thanksgiving with my favorite turkeys!”
“Smir-key, Per-ky, Quir-key Turkey.” — Alani Vargas
“There is always something to be thankful for. Like wine. And the pie. And more wine.”
“It isn’t so much what’s on the table that matters, as what’s on the chairs.” — W.S. Gilbert
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” – Jim Davis
Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. – Meody Beattie
“Why does cooking take like six hours, and eating like three seconds, and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights?”
“Cozy up next to the fire with some Hot Apple Cider! We will be enjoying November with this festive drink and delicious treats.”
“Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have.”
“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.” — Joey, Friends
“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny; this is our finest hour.” — Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

“May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump, may your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize…”