Most Hilarious Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Dumb and Dumber is a classic comedy film starring about two well-meaning friends who travel across the country to Aspen, Colorado to try to give back a briefcase left in an airport as part of a ransom payment. Enjoy the most famous Dumb and Dumber Quotes and Images from the movie to tickle your funny bone!

Most Funny and Hilarious Quotes from Dumb and Dumber

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen ~  Dumb & Dumber

 

1. “Oh look, frost!” – Harry
   

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2. “Mock! Yeah!” – Lloyd and Harry
   

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3. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” – Lloyd
   

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4. “We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd
   

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5. “Boy this party really died.” — Lloyd
   

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6. “Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd
   

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7. “Boy, this party really died.” – Lloyd
   

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8. “What if he shot me in the face?” – Harry
   

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9. “What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry
   

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10. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry
    

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11. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” – A friend of Sea Bass
    

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12. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd
    

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13. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd
    

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14. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” — Harry
    

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15. “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” — Lloyd
    

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16. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” – Lloyd
    

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17. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” – Lloyd
    

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18. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” — Harry
    

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19. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd
    

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20. “Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S” – Lloyd
    

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21. “Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd
    

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22. “Hey, You Wanna Hear The Most Annoying Sound In The World?”
    

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23. “You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule.” – Joe Mentalino
    

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24. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!” – Lloyd
    

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25. “I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.”- Lloyd
    

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26. “Hey, look, the Monkees! They were a huge influence on the Beatles.” – Lloyd
    

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27. “One time we mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” – Harry
    

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28. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Lloyd
    

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29. “You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow. The town is back that way” – Lloyd
    

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30. “Nice set of hooters you got there. [I beg your pardon?] The owls. They’re beautiful!” – Harry
    

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31. “I can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!” – Harry
    

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32. “She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.” – Harry
    

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33. “Shut up! Now we don’t even know who the hell they are! You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule.” – Joe mentalino
    

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34. “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY redeem yourself!” – Harry
    

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35. “Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I’m supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver’s a bit lost.” – Lloyd
    

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36. “I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back! Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd
    

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37. “Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd
    

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