70 Cute and Funny Twin Quotes with Images

Looking for cute and funny quotes for twins? We have compiled the most popular twin quotes, sayings, captions, slogans (with images and pictures) that will make you laugh, relate, and reflect your feelings.

You may be twin siblings, a parent of twins, or close friends of twins, we have the best quotes for everyone.

If you can relate to these funny twin quotes, then also check out the best sisterhood quotes and I love you sister quotes that you will relate to.

Cute Twin Quotes and Sayings

1. “Two little blessings.” — Unknown

   
2. “We made a wish. And two came true.” — Unknown

   

3. “Sometimes miracles come in pairs.” — Richard Branson

   

4. “Twin sisters are the perfect best friend.” — Unknown
5. “Twins: two unique souls united by birth.” — Unknown
6. “Being a twin is like being born with a best friend.” — Unknown
7. “Twin sisters are different flowers from the same garden.” — Unknown

   

8. “Life is so much better when you have twin to share the ride.” — Unknown

   

9. “Twice the blessing, twice the fun. Two miracles instead of one!” — Unknown

   

10. “A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins.” — Unknown
11. “Two little blessings, sent from above. Twice the smiles, twice the love.” — Unknown

    

12. “There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.” — Josh Billings
13. “There’s two to wash, There’s two to dry; There’s two who argue, There’s two who cry.” —Unknown
14. “Twins have a special bond. They feel safer with each other than with their peers.” — Jeanne Phillips
15. “You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.” — Robert Breault
16. “They’re not just sisters and twins. They’re best friends, and they care genuinely about each other.” — Chelsi Welch
17. “Not even identical twins can have the exact same experiences, and their brains are not wired the same way.” — John Medina
18. “Being a mother of twins is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed.” — Unknown
19. “There’s two to wash, two to dry; There’s two who argue, two who cry; There’s two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there’s two to love!” — Jerry Smith
20. “So many good things come in pairs, like ears, socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins.” — Unknown
21. “Mum used to say we were the same soul split in two and walking around on four legs. It seems unnatural being born together and then dying apart.” — Melodie Ramone
22. “The special relationship between twins is that, if there’s anyone else in the world that’s going to get or be the confidant that you need, it’s an identical twin.” — Sam Underwood
23. “Twins I asked God for a flower, He gave me a bouquet. I asked God for a minute, He gave me a day. I asked God for true love, He gave me that too. I asked God for an angel, He gave me two.” — Unknown
24. “You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore. You shall be together when the white wings of death scatter your days. Ay, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God. But let there be spaces in your togetherness. And let the winds of heaven dance between you.” — Unknown
25. “It’s a twin thing. 10 tiny fingers, 10 tiny toes, 2 babies to cuddle, 2 babies to snuggle, 2 babies sleeping side by side, 2 babies growing side by side, 2 babies chatting, 2 babies giggling, 2 heart melting smiles, 2 heart melting kisses, 2 best friends to share their life together, with double the hugs and double the love!” — Unknown
26. “I’m your twin. You’re my twin. We stick together through thick & thin. No matter what I do I’m always stuck with you. And if trouble comes our way I know my twin will save the day. Wherever you may be you’re always stuck with me. When you’re feeling sad & blue call my name & I’ll find you. We have a bond that’s tried & true, you and me, me and you, two by two.” — Unknown

Funny Twin Quotes and Captions

1. “Twins. Twice the love, half the sleep!” — Unknown
2. “BTBFF. Born together, best friends forever.” — Unknown
3. “Yes, I have a twin. No, we do not switch places.” — Unknown
4. “Twins. God’s way of saying “Buy one get one free.” — Anonymous

   

5. “I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.” — Jerry Smith
6. “If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.” — Steven Wright
7. “Twins. God’s way of saying “One of you is a rough draft.” — Unknown
8. “If you think I’m the evil twin you should meet my sister.” — Unknown
9. “I figure if the twins are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job!” — Unknown
10. “Are they twins? No, they’re triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home.” — Unknown
11. “I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I look like without plastic surgery.” — Unknown
12. “If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time, my sister forgot my birthday.” — Unknown
13. “Haha! You didn’t get lunch because mommy thought I was you and fed me twice!” — Unknown
14. “That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and of them calls the other ugly.” — Unknown
15. “Are they twins? Nope. There’s a third one but we just keep him around for spare parts!” — Unknown
16. “No, your closely spaced children are nothing like having twins. But thanks for trying to relate.” — Unknown
17. “Some twins create their own language known as “cryptophasia” that only they can understand!” — Unknown
18. “It’s double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you’re blessed with twins.” — Unknown

    

19. “If one of the twins was born at 11:59 and the other came out 2 minutes later do they get separate birthdays?” — Unknown
20. “A twin sister is like a good BRA. Supportive, comfortable, there to lift you up, and always close to your heart.” — Unknown
21. “You can’t understand why other people can’t tell you apart from your twin because you know all the differences.” — Unknown
22. “Twins! Two for the price of one? No. Two for the price of freaking two! The only things they’ve shared so far are my uterus and their birthday!” — Unknown
23. “I’m telling you, this twin business is no joke. She takes my toys. She pulls my hair. Then, just as I scream loud enough to make them look, she hugs me!” — Unknown

    

24. “Twins – will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank account smaller, home happier, clothes shabier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for…” — Unknown

Best Quotes About Twins with Images, Pictures